Microblog

SiriusXM are real dicks when it comes to subscriptions. Just canceled all three cars.

“It's ok, allow yourself a little hate. Hatred is not so bad when directed at injustice. You can turn the other cheek, just don't turn the other way” - Fat Mike, NoFX, 2003

Can someone please explain the TRUMP 2020 “NO MORE BULLSHIT” flags? Like... hasn’t dude been in charge for a while?

I feel like we’re missing out on an opportunity to build crazy masks into football helmets to make the players look like cyborgs.

Aw dangit, I forgot.

I’ve been ordering vinyl copies of albums that I used to own on CD. Twice now, I’ve gotten albums with duplicate record twos and no record ones. Dangit!

After a decade or so of having a 5-digit amount of unread emails, I finally decided to “archive all.” Gonna give this inbox: zero thing a try. I am an adult now.

It’s important to call your dog a wet ass puppy after it comes in from the rain... He’s a wap wap wap wap, wet ass puppy boy.

Blaring NIN albums. “Don’t you fucking know what you are?” is the question of the times.

Saturday night pizza picnic at the downtown sculpture garden was a terrible idea, lol. People are idiots.

Do you think our whiny boy President got too many spankings as a kid? Or not enough spankings?

el-p looks a lot softer than he sounds.

One of my favorite parts about hip hop lately is how much harder the ladies are going over the lil yung boys.

Four day weekend starts right now!

I have no idea what I’m doing

Does time seem to be going faster for anyone else? The further into this pandemic we get, the faster the weeks seem to go.

Know what’s better than sitting at a computer? Pretty much everything

Consider switching to centrist news sources.

Your news shouldn’t be exclusively coming from CNN or Fox. It definitely shouldn’t be coming from The Blaze, Mother Jones, Daily Wire, or Huffpost. It shouldn’t be based on what Facebook, Reddit or Twitter’s algorithms think you like.

New quarantine hobby: spending all of my money on furniture and home technology.

AirPods Pro. As much as I hate to admit it, they’ve been one of my favorite purchases of 2020.