Biden is such a weirdo... but man, he is a great human. That was a good speech. It was fun to see him get all riled up.
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This is a collection of 19,752 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.61 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Just jumped into the pool with my phone in my pocket. And now I'm tweetin. The future is awesome.
It’s important to tell people, “morning” in the morning so that you can be sure that they know it’s the morning.
It sure is refreshing to hear from real, American leaders this week.
In college, @harper and I had competing websites that allowed people to make and download wallpapers to their flip phones over WAP. This was my first online business and my first time integrating with PayPal - my current employer. t.co/rhFJzGrMas
Today, I’ve been at PayPal for 5 years, which means that I earned a month long sabbatical... in a time where there‘s nothing to take sabbatical for.
Just did my first Chipdrop and moved 116 wheelbarrows full of mulch to the back yard. My soft-ass, quarantine body was not ready for that. t.co/0rPuLQFbat
Trump is a queef
Recurring thought in my mind: how did everyone become so hateful?
Just played foosball with my father in law for a good hour and it was the best thing ever. I miss socializing and talking shit... and beating people in foosball.
Apple messages + moms = lots of very important notifications. t.co/YpjtE5gGm3
One of my best buds just dropped off a ton of ice, a camp stove, propane, battery chargers, a lantern, water, and charcoal. Right after he left, our power came back on, hahah. 54 hours down. Don’t take electricity for granted. Maybe figure out a backup plan for when it goes away.
That moment when you realize that your hot water is made hot by electricity... 52 hours in.
Plz send photos of you using electricity so that we can remember what it’s like
Goin on 36 hours without power. Thankful that we have a basement that stays relatively cool to sleep in tonight.
Ice is the new toilet paper in my city.
The last time I derecho’d was 2014. Delayed flight from Chicago to Vegas to see my mom get married by Elvis... It was much cooler than this 2020, racist, covid, pandemic, trump, no power, depression, derecho.
I’ve never seen trees just snapped in half like they are around Des Moines right now... we’re now 8 hours without power, internet or cell service. What a crazy storm that was.
Wow, sure didn’t take long to start hearing the chainsaws rolling after that gnarly storm.
Pandemic birthday reflection - Giving a fuck is increasingly harder.