Microblog

I have eaten a LOT of blue cheese tonight. I hope it is safe to have this much mold in my body.

RIP Vaudeville Mews.

The whole proud boys meme thing is a mindfuck. I love it.

2020 is wild. I hope the president doesn’t die.

When my dog, Garth Brooks is eating, I like to call him a Scarfin’ Garf.

I mean we knew Donald Trump was a child, but Jesus Christ.

I am a pro at DOXing myself. t.co/O8PhmmiKuU

I really hope tonight’s presidential debate breaks into a wrestling match that causes both candidates to accidentally let out some flappy, old man farts.

I just did yoga for the first time in months. Balance was mostly still there, strength and flexibility are long gone... The peloton yoga classes seem awesome tho. I need more.

Tweetin

The last time he was at subway, the sandwich artists fucked up his sub. Not today tho. t.co/ZTfJOG8PRw

Yo, you hear that new Vin Diesel track? Highlight of 2020, man.

I apparently forgot how to use git. Gonna quit and do construction.

Part time box breaker downer

Just spent the afternoon meeting with the first cohort of Techstars Iowa. Startup/pitch conversations are always both, energizing and exhausting, but it’s fun to see folks have so much drive during this weirdo time.

What if we just vote against every incumbent this fall?

The amount of reasons that I have for term limits and disallowing people over 65 from being able to run for Congress multiplies weekly.

Kari just referred to Zuckerberg as Zerkerberger and that is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

hey @MountainDew, i'm going to need you to send me this belt buckle ASAP. t.co/sUJtjob9Ce

I gotta get back to red lobster. t.co/lxTWOPzi8Y