lil baby kershaw chive. t.co/xRiZGw5uyc t.co/bjlura4J6q
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This is a collection of 19,780 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.81 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
When’s the last time you profoundly accepted something?
This country is fucked
My mayor finally put in a mask mandate... and I cannot wait to see how our brilliant governor responds.
Propaganda is a hell of a drug.
Once we get past covid, I imagine a bunch of hugs n high fives... but I also imagine a bunch of pent-up energy turning into everyone making out with everyone. Buddies, wait staff, bartenders, drivers, doctors... We gonna get real gnarly soon.
My mother-in-law bought me a Gucci Mane album for my 39th birthday, lol. t.co/HTrIM2kqFk
I didn't expect to be listening to the Deftones today.
Biden is such a weirdo... but man, he is a great human. That was a good speech. It was fun to see him get all riled up.
Just jumped into the pool with my phone in my pocket. And now I'm tweetin. The future is awesome.
It’s important to tell people, “morning” in the morning so that you can be sure that they know it’s the morning.
It sure is refreshing to hear from real, American leaders this week.
In college, @harper and I had competing websites that allowed people to make and download wallpapers to their flip phones over WAP. This was my first online business and my first time integrating with PayPal - my current employer. t.co/rhFJzGrMas
Today, I’ve been at PayPal for 5 years, which means that I earned a month long sabbatical... in a time where there‘s nothing to take sabbatical for.
Just did my first Chipdrop and moved 116 wheelbarrows full of mulch to the back yard. My soft-ass, quarantine body was not ready for that. t.co/0rPuLQFbat
Trump is a queef
Recurring thought in my mind: how did everyone become so hateful?
Just played foosball with my father in law for a good hour and it was the best thing ever. I miss socializing and talking shit... and beating people in foosball.
Apple messages + moms = lots of very important notifications. t.co/YpjtE5gGm3
One of my best buds just dropped off a ton of ice, a camp stove, propane, battery chargers, a lantern, water, and charcoal. Right after he left, our power came back on, hahah. 54 hours down. Don’t take electricity for granted. Maybe figure out a backup plan for when it goes away.