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Omg. People talking to babies makes me want to put guns in my mouth.

Boredom. Laziness.

If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? ... PILGRIMS!

Is it really after 3? Aww crap. Those bloody marys are gonna be rough in the morning.

"All these years I've been thinkin about vaginas and you're talkin about twats"

You can't refer to your vi-johnna-

I just yelled "hey twatholes" to some chicks, and kari's dad has been hysterically dying for about 15 minutes

Jeff just raised his hand and shouted I'm A HETEROSEXUAL - all the while smacking our bartender in the head on accident. He's curious

I am having the most amazing pork loin on a bed of asparagus, bacon, and fries

Food and drinks at RG books. Our pre-thanksgiving tradition.

In CR. That was a rough drive. Freakin holiday traffic.

Driving under 10mph on i80.

Headin to CR. Twitter mobile is rendering the full twitter on my blackberry browser

ughhhh. my guts are bad.

checkin out el rey burritos with bob, kristin, and michael

safari is handling my ajax forms like a real dick all of a sudden. i'm about to kill it.

huh, truck just rolled over 80k miles

huh, truck just rolled over !0

tryin real hard to stay awake.

just went from listening to phil collins to listening to la coka nostra. haha.