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This is a collection of 19,778 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.79 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

Guess we're gonna make homebrew instead, ha.

Thinkin about getting outta bed - maybe working on jeff's basement.

Bed, spose.

I have not gotten a single thing accomplished today. This lazy day is really, really frustrating me.

Omg. People talking to babies makes me want to put guns in my mouth.

Boredom. Laziness.

If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? ... PILGRIMS!

Is it really after 3? Aww crap. Those bloody marys are gonna be rough in the morning.

"All these years I've been thinkin about vaginas and you're talkin about twats"

You can't refer to your vi-johnna-

I just yelled "hey twatholes" to some chicks, and kari's dad has been hysterically dying for about 15 minutes

Jeff just raised his hand and shouted I'm A HETEROSEXUAL - all the while smacking our bartender in the head on accident. He's curious

I am having the most amazing pork loin on a bed of asparagus, bacon, and fries

Food and drinks at RG books. Our pre-thanksgiving tradition.

In CR. That was a rough drive. Freakin holiday traffic.

Driving under 10mph on i80.

Headin to CR. Twitter mobile is rendering the full twitter on my blackberry browser

ughhhh. my guts are bad.

checkin out el rey burritos with bob, kristin, and michael