Here’s a little story for your Valentine’s Day.
Written by 26 year old Derek Brooks.
derek.broox.com...kari-and-nathan
This is a collection of 19,681 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.28 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Here’s a little story for your Valentine’s Day.
Written by 26 year old Derek Brooks.
derek.broox.com...kari-and-nathan
Fuck the police. Never forget. Or always remember.
i am having a very hard time prioritizing my allowance between bronco upgrades, concerts, tattoos, hockey equipment, home audio upgrades, and travel.
We’re in overtime at this basketball game and the guy behind just had a really good idea. He said, “we just gotta score on every possession.”
“Oops, they touched each other”
- basketball
You what really grinds my gears? Having to cook and clean and do dishes and shit. God.
Last night @kbroox and I had courtside seats to a basketball game where the score was 157-156, with 2 buzzer beaters in the last 3 seconds to flip the game back and forth. It was a very fun game.
Financial advisor just said that Kari and I have a 90% probability of retiring by 55 and continuing to live our current lifestyle… but that didn’t include any Ferraris.
So I apparently need to make some changes.
“You think you the shit? You not even the fart”
- ice spice 🥰
Just won our broomball game. With no subs. Whew.
I accidentally took their best player out a couple times.
They did not like that.
I just took Kari out for an 8 course meal and now weigh 400lbs
Just asked for mushrooms on my sandwich at potbelly and the sandwich maker said, “you seem like a fun guy” and we laughed and laughed.
RT @BENovator: In the @CapitalCityGoGo huddle! Fun to have @GabrielKalsche1 back in Iowa too.
As @broox said, these seats are super fast…
I just ate shit on ice while shoveling my driveway. Feet right out from under me, twisted, both knees straight to the concrete. Yow! Haven’t fallen like that in a bit.
“It smell like gas, I think somebody pooped”
might be 21 savage’s best lyric ever.
i really like that sexyy red lyric where she says, "bend that ass over. let the coochie breathe."
Huge bitches caucus for huge bitch.
Iowa expectedly disappoints again.
“Ugh. You listen to the worst music.”
- Kari, as she enjoys a cozy, 3-day blizzard weekend with me
Just spent a couple hours digging out the driveway.
Present me would like to punch past me for having the driveway expanded.
I just had a cold brew coffee that has the same amount of caffeine as 3 dewskis and holy shitballs. I feel like I wanna spar or climb a wall or something.
Is this what it feels like to be a coffee drinker?