Microblog

This is a collection of 19,651 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.17 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Just asked for mushrooms on my sandwich at potbelly and the sandwich maker said, “you seem like a fun guy” and we laughed and laughed.

I just ate shit on ice while shoveling my driveway. Feet right out from under me, twisted, both knees straight to the concrete. Yow! Haven’t fallen like that in a bit.

i really like that sexyy red lyric where she says, "bend that ass over. let the coochie breathe."

“Ugh. You listen to the worst music.”
- Kari, as she enjoys a cozy, 3-day blizzard weekend with me

Just spent a couple hours digging out the driveway.

Present me would like to punch past me for having the driveway expanded.

I just had a cold brew coffee that has the same amount of caffeine as 3 dewskis and holy shitballs. I feel like I wanna spar or climb a wall or something.

Is this what it feels like to be a coffee drinker?

After today’s cancelations, delays, and flight changes, I’m sitting in the tiniest airport that I’ve ever been to, in Northern California. 1 gate. No jet bridges. The only food is a vending machine.

I would kill for some shitty wings and a beer from an airport TGIFridays rn.

I was supposed to fly to SFO via ORD on a Boeing 737 Max 9 today… it was canceled because United identified the aircraft to have loose bolts on the same door plug that just blew out of the Alaska Airlines flight.

That could’ve been an adventure.

Heading to San Francisco tomorrow til Thursday. It’s been a minute since I’ve been to the bay.

“Oh my God, you’re such a perfectionist. It’s exhausting,” Kari says to me, as I work on my chia pet.

my dog has learned that when i finally put pants/socks on for the day, he is about to get a walk.

getting dressed has unexpectedly become a very exciting time for us.