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I had a pretty good idea that this hotel was sketchy, but this 1 am fire alarm/parking lot gathering really sealed the deal.

Tomorrow: Canada. Off the grid til next week. t.co/9qXoS0mbUs

37 kinda feels like being a man who has been living an unhealthy lifestyle for like a week straight. 🤔

Official birthday time. 💥

Just rolling back into Iowa. Tomorrow's my birthday. Come party with me tonight!

Just got on a flight to Minneapolis via some random airline called Sun Country, ha. Getting closer to home!

United just canceled my flight with the next available departure out of New York being Sunday, lol. Fuuuuu

Just passed Michael Cera while walking from first dinner to second dinner in Manhattan. NY is a magical place.

*Land in Manhattan, go to dinner*
Wow, this is really tasty!
*Get bill*
"Fuck New York"

Alright New York, let's hang.

I usually don't drink much beer at home, but this latest batch of home brew I just tapped is gonna be a problem...

When I was a kid, I was working on a band called Super Unleaded. This was the first flyer. t.co/3ucZxdeQZ7

Don't forget to check out my breakout single! t.co/v9XwQMPGqb

I'm pretty sure I consumed 15,000 calories in Chicago this weekend.

Tonight I'm driving to the QC and then taking my mom to Chicago for the weekend to see the Cubs play the Cardinals. Excited!

I maybe shouldn't have drank that 5-hour energy drink a few hours ago.

If I wake up before 9 tomorrow, I'm gonna be very upset.

I've woken up before 7am every day this week. who lives like this

Lucid WRLD is awful

I was in the yoga class described in the second half of this blog. It really was a remarkable experience. t.co/xltnW8YYSE