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Let's go to @8035!

⚠️ ONE MONTH TIL MY BIRTHDAY ⚠️

So, a mentally unwell (drugs or ???) woman stumbled into my yoga class, mid-session and decided to awkwardly hang out for the whole sesh... 🙃

Sit-down concerts are super weird.

It's not too often that I feel like the young guy at concerts anymore, but this Pixies show... Def young boi.

This was just down the street from the wedding we were at least night. twitter.com/Tra...275086583975937

While leaving some good friends' wedding, I heard that our city got slammed with torrential downpours and flash floods. I excitedly came home to check the sump pump that we installed... It is still bone dry. 💸

I think that kids should not be allowed to use public pools until they're atleast 21

Every time I want an Uber home, I open the Sonos app, and every time I want to change the music at home, I open the Uber app.

I need to learn how to hit home runs

I picked up this giant toad and showed it to @kbroox in our garden. She reacted by jumping off of the nearest retaining wall like... t.co/0I3JuaB6EZ

Look at this thing that my team started rolling out today. t.co/Da7nSB1a4T

My armpits smell like cooked celery rn

Every time I read political commentary online, I come back to: the right are insane and the left are little baby pussies.

Just took a nap. wtf.

Organic. Cotton Candy. Grapes.

I'd like a modern, curbside mailbox to replace the plastic shitbox that came with our house... but every one I like is ~$500. Is that unreasonable? I feel like it's unreasonable.

SPACE FORCE!!!

Whew. Just planted a dozen more plants in the yard. It is not cold outside.... I think that swimming will be in my very near future.

I need a chainsaw and a log splitter...