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Over the past week, I saw some fun shows, hung with good buds, and saw pretty much everyone that I know running around the city.. It was awesome. I want more of this.

turbo hype is the new best party in dm

This is such a great example of hard work paying off. t.co/TjXAzJDP1T

Sometimes I pound my mornin dewski too fast and spill it all over my shirtless chest.

Now matter how many times I've seen atmosphere perform... If he's town, I'll see him again. Dude's a pro.

Let's go to @8035!

⚠️ ONE MONTH TIL MY BIRTHDAY ⚠️

So, a mentally unwell (drugs or ???) woman stumbled into my yoga class, mid-session and decided to awkwardly hang out for the whole sesh... 🙃

Sit-down concerts are super weird.

It's not too often that I feel like the young guy at concerts anymore, but this Pixies show... Def young boi.

This was just down the street from the wedding we were at least night. twitter.com/Tra...275086583975937

While leaving some good friends' wedding, I heard that our city got slammed with torrential downpours and flash floods. I excitedly came home to check the sump pump that we installed... It is still bone dry. 💸

I think that kids should not be allowed to use public pools until they're atleast 21

Every time I want an Uber home, I open the Sonos app, and every time I want to change the music at home, I open the Uber app.

I need to learn how to hit home runs

I picked up this giant toad and showed it to @kbroox in our garden. She reacted by jumping off of the nearest retaining wall like... t.co/0I3JuaB6EZ

Look at this thing that my team started rolling out today. t.co/Da7nSB1a4T

My armpits smell like cooked celery rn

Every time I read political commentary online, I come back to: the right are insane and the left are little baby pussies.

Just took a nap. wtf.