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I am my happiest when I am driving my car like a complete asshole... To everyone else on the road, I am sorry. Sorta.

I just got a La Croix out of my fridge. It is now somewhere in my house, but I have no idea where.

why?
gq.com/story/za...ds-in-the-woods

I honestly think the most exciting part of the Riot Fest lineup announcement is The Aquabats. Been wanting to see those dudes live for years.

It's good to see a racist fall. You deserve it.

My first 3 vehicles were cheaper than this small device that simply helps my wife (with MS) walk normally. I'm super thankful that this technology exists, but I'm also angry about how cost prohibitive it is for folks less fortunate. t.co/jDVVLFMDLv

I just had a s'more with dark chocolate, sea salt, walnuts and bacon.

"why do they make a plant that looks like a burger, when you can just eat a plant?" - this kid at this BBQ trying to figure out the veggie burgers.

What's the deal with hazy pale ales. Why is this cool now?

I ate Thai, Indian, and Indonesian food today. I am very pleased with this.

Wearing drop crotch stretch capri shorts to yoga was a bad choice.

Thinking about getting super buff and starting a motivational strong boy Instagram account... 🤔

Amazon's "Frequently bought together" section is getting too good... Their temptation just tripled the size of my order in 1-click.

Just completed a 4.59 mi bike with @Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/ajb3zqo #Runkeeper

I am not a smart man

Ever do boat pose on a toilet?

"Your shirt is totally see through... I can see your nipples." - kari, on the shirt I've apparently been awkwardly wearing around all day

I spend a lot of time dancing for my dog when I work from home.

Just had a morning beer with Jason Reiter. It's always good to catch up with that dude back in Iowa.