Microblog

This is a collection of 19,803 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.96 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

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I'd like a modern, curbside mailbox to replace the plastic shitbox that came with our house... but every one I like is ~$500. Is that unreasonable? I feel like it's unreasonable.

Whew. Just planted a dozen more plants in the yard. It is not cold outside.... I think that swimming will be in my very near future.

Royce da 5'9" - Caterpillar is the first time I've heard Eminem not rap like a soccer mom in about a decade

Whenever someone says, "indeed," I get an unexplained, but immediate urge to punch that person right in the mouth.

After a year of waiting and going back and forth, I think, next week, we're finally gonna get all the landscaping we've been looking for. #housestuff

That moment you go out to the back yard and realize your patio Sonos has been paired with your other speakers... Blaring horrible hip hop for the neighbors all day.

Artists that currently and consistently make me shout, "STFU" and immediately change the track: Tee Grizzley and Juice WRLD

These fancy girls just walked into this fancy cocktail bar and ordered a custom cocktail. The bartender killed the presentation and all. The girls, amazed, asked what it was called and he replied, "deez nuts." their faces exploded and I literally died. RIP me.

This Uber driver is trying to play an FM Christian radio station based ~70 miles away. It is 1/4 Christian music, 1/4 talk radio interference, 1/2 pure static. 1 star.

Walked up to my softball game tonight and heard, "Derek, what in the hell are you wearing?" ... apparently, cut off jean shorts and pink tanks are not proper attire.

For some reason I woke up stupid early, raked the lawn, cleaned out the gutters, cleaned off the roof, and hosed out the garbage cans before work. wtf.