Microblog

this old dude just went cruisin by my office on a rascal, leaned back with his legs crossed, crocs on his feet, and a cig hangin out of his mouth. it's a nice day in iowa, yall.

Tonight, I'm playing ball for the first time since little league. Men's softball league. I'm gonna have no idea what's going on t.co/WQt6XW8Ivu

Garth Brooks is being a real asshole today. A real Chris Gaines.

I love that Diplo keeps working with the young rappers that everyone hates on.

I am a meeting attending MACHINE

Parsley has a dumb flavor

Man's greatest invention, IMO, is hockey.

Powerglidin the entire way home

When the photographer says, "uh, I just wanna make sure that you want to have that 'fuck boy' pin on in these photos..."

overheard: "ugh stock is down. did president diaper baby make a boom boom today?"

This is the best thing I will see all day: youtu.be/zPJl2e38S4g

I have never rolled a pigeon

My Sonos has been skipping a lot when streaming tracks... which kinda makes the 90s hip hop I've been listening to extra nostalgic.

Which artists / art groups should I be following on Instagram? I want more art in my feed.

I probably shouldn't have eaten that giant plate of curry as fast I as just did.

"I feel good, sometimes I don't" is one of my favorite, super shitty rap lyrics ever written. Thank you, Drake.

Important message from the Iowa Department of Transportation t.co/8Tb4sfo14k

Aside from touch ID, I don't think there's been a single time that the MacBook Pro touchbar has improved my efficiency... If anything, it's done the opposite.

This is what my dreams are like: youtu.be/WPbNGIh4Buc

Left a good club scene to chill on the back patio with a cigar and the Post Malone album. This is better.