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I am not a smart man

Ever do boat pose on a toilet?

"Your shirt is totally see through... I can see your nipples." - kari, on the shirt I've apparently been awkwardly wearing around all day

I spend a lot of time dancing for my dog when I work from home.

Just had a morning beer with Jason Reiter. It's always good to catch up with that dude back in Iowa.

Just completed a 3.21 mi bike with @Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/aja5sto #Runkeeper

Me after I wake up: youtu.be/FzG4uDgje3M

We moved into our house 2 years ago, today... Feels like I've been working on it for 5.. with 5 more to go.

That footlong brat was too big

Checked the final thing off of our kitchen remodel by finishing up a solid walnut floating shelf this weekend. Photos here: photos.app.goo....OfioeaaZZJj2Fy2

I ate 4 cupcakes and a slice of pizza for dinner.

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I just saw a dude wearing a black tee with big white letters that said, "MY WIFE SAID NO"

I'm the kind of guy who turns a simple floating shelf project into a crawl around the attic to run new electrical so we can have an ambient lit floating shelf project.

When the arborist who doesn't like to remove trees stops by and says, "you should remove these trees." ☹️

Just had a great evening of teaching a couple friends how to brew their first batch of beer. Can't wait to tap it!

Winding down after a super random night with my old buddy, Lance Benz. Whew.

I'm at The @HomeDepot in West Des Moines, IA swarmapp.com/c/8URFIhQoFMt

The best part about karaoke is making bets on which woman will sing Alanis Morisette

I find that it's a very good idea to wake up and throw on the Snoop Dogg - Doggystyle album every once in a while.