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Important message from the Iowa Department of Transportation t.co/8Tb4sfo14k

Aside from touch ID, I don't think there's been a single time that the MacBook Pro touchbar has improved my efficiency... If anything, it's done the opposite.

This is what my dreams are like: youtu.be/WPbNGIh4Buc

Left a good club scene to chill on the back patio with a cigar and the Post Malone album. This is better.

5 stars are no longer my default Uber rating. There are so many ghetto cars now.

Turn up some Scissor Sisters today.

Bluetooth headphones are really a game changer... Why didn't I do this sooner?

All I really wanna do right now is drive around and blare this Brick House Boyz mixtape.

I just bought a radar detector... and now I feel like I'm in high school.

Tonight, a girl told me that I looked like her ex-bf, Alex Pall... of the Chainsmokers... wut.

I just went to softball practice, and haven't swung a bat or fielded a ball since elementary school... This is gonna be an interesting season.

Last week, I learned that there's a Pigeon Rolling contest at the Iowa State Fair. They literally breed pigeons to be rolled like bowling balls.

I woke up thinkin bout bands

In the past 3 months, I've been between Des Moines, Phoenix, San Diego, the Quad Cities, Chicago, Orlando, Cancun, New Ulm, Atlanta, and New York City... Very excited to not have any travel planned for the next couple months.

@AndrewWK when are you gonna re-press I Get Wet on vinyl? My bud, @bikessatancats keeps trying to steal mine.

Mama, I'm comin home

That moment when your Uber driver drops you off at your office when you thought you ordered an Uber to your hotel...

This has been a very weird week. I am def ready to head back to Iowa.

This morning I added a remastered INXS - Kick vinyl to my Amazon cart, forgot to hit buy, and now it is sold out. ugh.. UGH. Ahhh. hah haaaa.

I really should've brought a pair of boots to NY.