Dinner cooking music while Kari's home: chill downtempo stuff.
Dinner cooking music while kari's away: Ministry. Very loud Ministry.
Microblog
This is a collection of 19,879 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.62 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
My buddy, @TheKevinSwitzer IM'd me that it was MOTHER FUCKING PENCIL TIME, and then told me to go check the mail. He was right... It's mother fucking pencil time. t.co/Om2efqpT3n
This new Eminem album is very politically charged. It also sucks.
Kari Brooks throws an amazing party. My friends and I throw terribly thought out after parties.
Geezus
Is it party time yet
Anyone have any solid holiday drinks to make for masses and serve out of pitchers/jugs?
"I would be so irritated if I had children with you" - Kari bickers while we make dinner.
My tax guy just told me that after this year, a good chunk of my deductions are gonna go away cause of the tax bill. #NotRichEnough
Lose gray hat, buy new gray hat, find old gray hat. #derekstuff
Some friends and I are trying to provide a good holiday for a few Des Moines families in need this year and we could really, really use some help. If you're able and want more information, plz reach out!
I would like a glock and a rari
@ring is there any possibility of me being able to download the ring chime tones as mp3s for a home automation hackathon?
Aside from the cops n shit, my buddy Ben and I are like top 5 oldest dudes at this hip hop show.
No pocket knives allowed at hip hop shows.
There's nothing worse than building something and having it turn out shitty.
Hey @realDonaldTrump, what's the most amount of steps you've taken while farting at the same time? I bet I've got ya beat.
I want some white wall tire stickers for my bicycle
The Google home mini is very nice.
Something just slammed into the side of our house as we were going to bed. I went to inspect and found a frozen/exploded can of LaCroix that we apparently left on the deck.