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Is there a way to get a schedule for when Google (or any other) map imaging satellites will fly over my house?

I just realized that tomorrow's Wednesday... and that I have a 4 hour tattoo appointment in the morning.

Is Mark Zuckerberg the dude from Boy Meets World?

I dream of having powers like this every day. t.co/MHk4IoHck7

It's really fun to be able to engage with the President of the United States of America. t.co/SutUMBvJqG

I just wrote a python library to interface with my heated bathroom floor... and submitted a pull request to get it added to @home_assistant. #nerdstuff

Whoops! Can we put the Iowa game on now, abc? #dillydally

my buddy @TheKevinSwitzer misses me. kevinswitzer.com/
i miss him too.

Wow. Good doctors DO exist!

For the first time in 18 years, I'm about to go to the doctor and get a physical and .. whatever else doctors do on regular check ups.

@realDonaldTrump your face looks like a puckered up sphincter in your profile pic.

Am I supposed to say dilly dilly when Iowa destroys Ohio State?

Ordered white Pixel 2 in October, saw it wouldn't ship til Thanksgiving so I switched to a black one and they canceled my promo stuff. Dumb.

People who got phones without headphone jacks... What'd you end up doing? New wired headphones? Dongles? Bluetooth?

Alright, guess I should stop fighting to get back to sleep... 3:45 is when my day started. Let's go Friday!

Portrait mode on the Pixel 2 selfie cam. t.co/QhBePXFG5d

How is it efficient for 2 different FedEx drivers to deliver 2 different packages to my home within the same hour? Side note: got my pixel 2

Well that was an anticlimactic game 7... but definitely one of the best series I've seen. Congrats on the first World Series win, Houston!

What if we made the Superbowl a best-of-7 series?

Houston just peeled out into this game