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Houston just peeled out into this game

Wow. NyQuil is a hell of a drug. I haven't slept that well in long time.

@YouTubeTV plz come to Des Moines, Iowa.

Currently debating getting a life sized footprint tattoo of my buddy Kevin's adult man foot.

Laying around feverin is not exactly what I had in mind for this week.

The way the Des Moines area trick-or-treats still weirds me out.. kids walk around and tell jokes for candy... the day before Halloween.

i got a cab ride from this dude in vegas last week: youtu.be/QTMoLZKnnGk ... he juggled, kept calling me jimmy, and was kind of a dick.

Over 5 hours of baseball. 25 runs. That offense was unreal.

This world series is ridic.

LET'S GO HOUSTON t.co/7Kgqqt3gDg

Didn't die and didn't go to jail... Heading home after a fun few days in Vegas with my buds.

What does #CyclONEnation mean?

The amount of secondhand cigarette smoke pollution in Vegas is unreal

This is what a World Series.

Heading to Vegas with my college buddies. Pray for us.

TSA agents: inconsistently scared of the most random bullshit since 2001.

Havin a retaining wall built on a hill in our back yard and the landscaper says, "it would've been cheaper to hire a lawn mowing service." 😑

Dude: hey Steve.
Steve: what's goin on?
Dude: just another day.
Steve: you're right, it is another day.
- real locker room talk at the Y

@DjEricForbes hey! you gave me a rad mixtape while DJing a few years ago in vegas. i'm coming back this week. are you spinning anywhere??

"These are the things I wanna eat today: tater tots. pizza. cake." - Kari's wishes for our twelfth anniversary