Microblog

This is a collection of 19,879 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.62 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

I used to always side eye people with personal trainers (and still probably will, heh), but after getting to work with one the past couple days, I definitely see how effective they can be. I am sorrrrre.

Kari and I are soon going to be visiting San Diego for the first time. What neighborhood should we stay in?

I love when you get a ride to the Des Moines airport and cab / Uber / Lyft drivers ask which airline you're flying out of. It doesn't really matter, dude.

First week of Broomball: realized how outta shape I am (again), scored the first goal, won.

About once a week, when the lighting is just right at the midnight hour, I look at my ceiling and say, "how in the actual fuck do these fucking drywall motherfuckers have jobs."

At this party.. "hi, what do you have with caffeine?" "diet pepsi and diet mountain dew" "😲😄💀 vodka dewsk, plz"

Last night, my friend Steph and I took a Lyft that jumped a curb, immediately got a flat and kept driving us to our destination. I can't stop giggling about that.