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Amazon just sent me a notification that this shitty kitchen faucet is on sale. Why would you do that, @amazon? Why? t.co/eT3PmuamCK

Gonna just listen to all the Pantera albums today.

wtf is a heic file

Are there any good Christmas movies?

Our house is very quiet right now

Kari and I hosted our first Thanksgiving, consumed 16,000 calories, and now have 10 gallons of fresh beer fermenting in the garage. I feel successful. And sleepy.

Showing my young nephews Road Rash and Mortal Kombat on the ol Sega emulator.

About to commence our annual, post thanksgiving beer brewin day. Feel free to drop by!

People that cannot train their dogs make me explode

Thanks a lot

This pizza place I'm at is straight blaring the Far Beyond Driven album... which is taking me back to whipping around town in my Celica in 97.

One time Ajit Pai came into my office and we played ping pong and laughed and had a great time... But now I just wish I would've punched him in his stupid face.

Unexpected realization: I feel stronger after doing yoga than I do after lifting weights.

wtf is the point of a countertop paper towel holder. what stupid devices.

In the middle of the night we woke up to some falling/crashing noise in our house and I still have no idea wtf it was. 😴

"*butthole* is your new twitter handle? ... hmph" - my wife

I love listening to home automation nerds talk about energy efficiency n shit while they replace their $2 light switches with $50+ ones.

URGENT: where do I get a Danny McBride Mountain Dew Nascar jacket?

One time, I excitedly told this man's dog that it was a REAL GOOD BOYE, and the man angrily replied, "it's a girl!" ... I think about that time a lot.

I wish Tee Grizzley would STFU when he raps.