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Peeing in a morphsuit is a production

Go Houston

I kinda wish my morphsuit had pockets

Here's a quick time lapse of the mural @ChrisVanceArt painted in our home this week: youtu.be/doPSK_nl-lw.

I'm currently heading to a live rendition of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a gay bar. I've also never seen the movie... Feeling anxious

Our landscapers just took out our internet with a shovel. My world is broken.

Jesus... We should be watching the Blackhawks game instead.

amazing honkeytonk

Fuck a cheater, man.

I love watching Arietta pitch.

Finally got my dream tattoo. instagram.com/p/BaZfAYmjc-j/

Construction/landscaping industry standards: we're gonna say that we'll be there at 7am and then just not show up at all.

These are the Cubs we remember. *sad trombone*

This is a boring home run derby.

I am not great at yoga.

That goddamn Sasquatch

I think Justin Turner is an actual Sasquatch

jesuschrist

Some Chicagoan just yelled, "I'mma fuck you up!" and threw a water bottle at me like a grenade... I regret not acting like it blew me up.

That was a fantastic game 5.