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i got a cab ride from this dude in vegas last week: youtu.be/QTMoLZKnnGk ... he juggled, kept calling me jimmy, and was kind of a dick.

Over 5 hours of baseball. 25 runs. That offense was unreal.

This world series is ridic.

LET'S GO HOUSTON t.co/7Kgqqt3gDg

Didn't die and didn't go to jail... Heading home after a fun few days in Vegas with my buds.

What does #CyclONEnation mean?

The amount of secondhand cigarette smoke pollution in Vegas is unreal

This is what a World Series.

Heading to Vegas with my college buddies. Pray for us.

TSA agents: inconsistently scared of the most random bullshit since 2001.

Havin a retaining wall built on a hill in our back yard and the landscaper says, "it would've been cheaper to hire a lawn mowing service." 😑

Dude: hey Steve.
Steve: what's goin on?
Dude: just another day.
Steve: you're right, it is another day.
- real locker room talk at the Y

@DjEricForbes hey! you gave me a rad mixtape while DJing a few years ago in vegas. i'm coming back this week. are you spinning anywhere??

"These are the things I wanna eat today: tater tots. pizza. cake." - Kari's wishes for our twelfth anniversary

Peeing in a morphsuit is a production

Go Houston

I kinda wish my morphsuit had pockets

Here's a quick time lapse of the mural @ChrisVanceArt painted in our home this week: youtu.be/doPSK_nl-lw.

I'm currently heading to a live rendition of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a gay bar. I've also never seen the movie... Feeling anxious

Our landscapers just took out our internet with a shovel. My world is broken.