Microblog

A county assessor just showed up at my house after hearing of home improvements. Dammit.

Dear @Lutron, plz make Maestro style motion sensor switches for the caseta line.

The Post Office just made me buy a roll of tape to affix a pre printed mailing label to my package. Wut.

Goddammit, America.

Definitely appreciate the thought behind the protected bike Lanes on Grand Ave, but the design is awful. The car lanes are way too narrow.

The Isiserettes are badass, man.

Just finished up the road rally! Come hang with us at West Glen and probably watch us get a 1st place trophy! t.co/11Rn7oEMt9

Convinced Kari to be my navigator for an ~8 hour road rally around Iowa tomorrow! I am 100% stoked ... she's mayyyyybe about 30% stoked.

VW: sold. Gonna miss that car... but I've got more garage space and staxxx in my jeans now.

While getting robbed...
You: Alexa, call 911.
Burglar: Alexa, stop.
You: 😶

If there's a person named Dylan in your life, consider nicknaming them dyldog. They will love it. Guaranteed.

Some cops just stopped me to talk about my car, lol... Thought for sure I was getting a ticket there.

This new @theCoolxKids album is so damned good.

Kari needs a hip hop playlist full of songs that talk about Range Rovers. Plz help.

Mount Vernon, we comin.

This is a real good girl twitter.com/ari...672452790841344

Just got Kari this Range with the rose gold accents. t.co/Uj0y88TAis

I'm wearing jeans shorts. what

In between eating french fries and pizza, I wrote a bunch of python code tonight. It felt good... kinda rusty, but good. Man.

Finally getting a new front door installed! And randomly, the kid who's helping is the same kid that I sold my truck to 4 years ago.