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Raver apparel has really advanced lately.

The new @SwarmApp is pretty awesome. Check it out! swarmapp.com

Who wants to go see Gucci Mane @ 515 alive tonight?

Riding your bike a few miles through the trails of a pitch black forest just feels really good, man. Kinda sketchy, but also pretty.

I still don't really get the Iowa State Fair.

On Monday, I lifted weights for the first time in ... a decade or so. My body is not happy about this.

Ok Allo, I'm sold. t.co/kjUWka2UIY

Does anyone actually use allo?

let that sink in

Last night, I dreamt that @arkmashton and I were suburban cops. It was a bit sketchy, but also really fun.

Whoever sent me the glitter filled package with a small bag of gummy dicks in it... thank you. from the bottom of my heart.

Today, I'm gonna try to smoke some meats for the first time

I've been saying, "fuck your rebel flag" ever since @icp put out that track in the 90s... and I'm surprisingly saying it a lot more lately.

"man, this is great tuggin weather" - tug fest quotes

"we're two and O. and we're looking really good for 3 and O" "Suck it, Iowa!" - tug fest quotes

Hello, Quad Cities. Let's hang at Tug Fest.

Some girl yesterday, "doooooope car man. Do you smoke?" A dude today, "that mofuckin car nice ... need any weed or oxys?" .. wtf is going on

Just did a spin class with a bunch of women that kicked the shit out of me. #weakboi

This weekend I'll be heading back home for the always amazing Tug Fest. Iowa (tugfest.com) vs Illinois (tugfest.org)

In the past week I turned 36, joined a gym, and scheduled my first doctor's appointment in 18 years... not really sure how I feel about this