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International business class is very fancy. I dunno if I belong here, but it feels good, man.

The 2 things I count on at @dsmairport are short lines and Diet Mountain Dew ... and they're outta goddamn Diet Mountain Dew.

And now, I will try to sleep but instead, spend the entire night wondering if I packed everything that I definitely already packed.

Garth Brooks just came trotting across the yard with the back third of a freshly slain bunny in his mouth. Can't find the front 2/3...

@ArloSmartHome my base station is reporting offline, i'm unable to log into your app, and your website is baaarely loading. what's goin on?

I'm at a dim sum cooking class with @kbroox. Dim sum things are a lot of work. Tasty tasty work.

About to spend 2.5 weeks in Southeast Asia (Singapore, Jakarta, Bangkok) and Tokyo. First time over there + furthest travel. Plz send tips!

according to my withings / nokia scale, i'm now the biggest i've been since i started tracking my weight over 5 years ago. #getfat2017

Can anyone tell me how to get a wheelchair at @8035?

Wait, did @ActionBronson bail on @8035?

You know that super offbeat, awful dub over the Kings of Leon live performance? That's what MGMT actually sounds like live at @8035

I get lot of satisfaction out of uploading tidal exclusive albums to Google play music.

Our trip to Mukul Resort in Nicaragua derek.broox.com...t-in-nicaragua/

I wish @8035 coulda pulled @profgampo into the line-up this year.

There are 2 humongous dead pigs in the middle of Southeast 14th St with a cop diverting traffic around them.

I apparently got a bit click happy while shopping last week ... Just got 2 of the same t-shirt in the mail cause I added it to my cart twice

Landscaping, swimming, biking, an amphitheatre ska/punk show, fireworks, friends, grillin, n beer. A fun couple days of celebrating America

I really, really want to see the aquabats live.

Watching the queers on the riverfront of Des Moines. Pretty rad. t.co/oW9iIwLNKm

Pro get fat tip: consume more calories than you burn