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We are trying to jump start a Prius and hoping we don't die. Send prayers.

I've been debating buying a house in my neighborhood and Air BnBing it just so I can have more garage space nearby.

Great Plains pizza does not live up to the hype. I give it a solid "meh"

#getfat2017

Where do I find some good capris?

The Arlo pro cams and hardware is really nice, but the software is shit... Par for the course in home automation and security land I guess.

"I didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed! I got WOKEN up on the wrong side of the bed! Let's be clear!" - kari, on her rough morning

Today on mommy tech support calls: Derek, I accidentally put the Harmony remote charging cable through the paper shredder.

Nearly sold out stadium at the Iowa Cubs game... It's almost like a world series champion is down here or something.

WHO DID THIS t.co/fxZeX0ucjl

I could really use an off button

I JUST RIPPED MY DIESEL SWEATPANTS

TOMORROW, WE RIDE

Are there rules in Des Moines around making your entire front yard into a parking lot?

Tomorrow, we're biking with @kbroox and the MS Society if you wanna make a last minute donation to our team! main.nationalms...-with-kbroox-17

I was not very excited to leave Nicaragua, but I am very excited to be home.

After 21 hours at the Houston airport (13 delays, 8 gates, 4 planes, boarding twice, and 2 hours of sleep), I think we're finally leaving.

When @united fucks you, they really fuck you.

I slept on a pew in an airport interfaith chapel last night. AMA

I feel like I'm at a lock-in right now.