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"I didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed! I got WOKEN up on the wrong side of the bed! Let's be clear!" - kari, on her rough morning

Today on mommy tech support calls: Derek, I accidentally put the Harmony remote charging cable through the paper shredder.

Nearly sold out stadium at the Iowa Cubs game... It's almost like a world series champion is down here or something.

WHO DID THIS t.co/fxZeX0ucjl

I could really use an off button

I JUST RIPPED MY DIESEL SWEATPANTS

TOMORROW, WE RIDE

Are there rules in Des Moines around making your entire front yard into a parking lot?

Tomorrow, we're biking with @kbroox and the MS Society if you wanna make a last minute donation to our team! main.nationalms...-with-kbroox-17

I was not very excited to leave Nicaragua, but I am very excited to be home.

After 21 hours at the Houston airport (13 delays, 8 gates, 4 planes, boarding twice, and 2 hours of sleep), I think we're finally leaving.

When @united fucks you, they really fuck you.

I slept on a pew in an airport interfaith chapel last night. AMA

I feel like I'm at a lock-in right now.

Stuck in the houston airport for a few more hours... The benches are shit here. Do I sleep in the massage chairs or the chapel pews? 🤔

United just put us on a nearly 3 hour delayed flight, drove us to the runway and then turned around because the pilots logged too many hours

"oh! come! on!" Kari says at the airport as she gets bit by trying to charge her new iPhone and listen to music at the same time.

I honestly like the new mirrored apple MacBook logos better than the old lighted ones. t.co/nJfCb7Fg07

Every time I travel to another country I'm reminded that we Americans really are just a bunch of baby pussies.

Just saw a truck in Nicaragua with the entire windshield mirror tinted... All but a little circle cut out in front of the driver's face. lol