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I can't even count the amount of times that I've said, "this is awesome" (usually with some random expletives mixed in) about this resort.

we can get way fatter than this

Most people aren't ready for dickvids

Just had one of the most insane dinners ever. The chef at this resort is a genius.

An after dinner walk along the beach turned out to be Kari's most stressful part of the trip... Apparently soft shell crabs are terrifying.

I am going to quit chips and only eat tostones from here on out.

At this BBQ, Kari and I were each handed a plate with chicken, fish, ribs, sausage, steak, lobster, and an octopus tentacle. We are dead now

All of the buses in Nicaragua have their windshields tinted and painted up all crazy.

Bummed that there are no grill jewelers in the Houston airport. ☹️

There's a dude at this Mexican restaurant eating a burrito and straight up drinking a 2-liter bottle of Mt Dew. #dewsk #hero #extreme

At a planned parenthood event this waitress just walked up to me and said, "I have a Chardonnay and a pink pussy" ... which was a cocktail

We're a few hundred dollars shy of our goal with a week and a half to go! Every donation helps fight MS. Give here: main.nationalms...-with-kbroox-17

Catchin an early flight back to Des Moines to kick it with Kari.

I don't remember the blue line being like a rickety old roller coaster. I mean, not this rickety anyway.

Hey Chicago 👋

Governor​ Branstad is sitting right behind me on this flight. He's a bit flustered about where to put his carry-on.

Quick bike ride with Kari, 48 hours in Chicago, 36 hours at home, a week in Nicaragua, and then Bike MS weekend. Craziness staaarts... now.

Hangin with Ashton Kutcher, lol

I just walked us right across the back of the stage while an opener was performing on accident. Just acted cool. Totally lost.

I am heading back stage to a Metallica show because I took a shitty photo that wound up being part of their Grammy winning album art.