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Is eating indian food before a dentist appointment a dick move?

Almost halfway to our fundraising goal with a month to go before the big ride! Plz consider helping us out here:
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I'm drinking Coors light at a wedding at the Jasper County Fairgrounds in Colfax, Iowa

When Mississippi Queen comes on, you turn the volume knob as far as it can go

Drove a car without all the fancy automatic stuff today... left everything on when I got out... and now my car is dead.

Me: hey, I ordered some ceiling fans 6 weeks ago... where are those?
Amazon: yea, the carrier never picked em up... we dunno why.
Me: wut

This is basically how I serve a volleyball t.co/0UYGTOYOhB

I am playing sand volleyball... because I am in a sand volleyball league. lol

I just saw a truck with a back window that said, "MY MIRRORS PULL OUT BUT I DON'T" in the biggest possible letters ... wtf ... why????

Want sleep. Can't sleep. I have a very annoying brain.

Working on my patio ceiling... A bird just flew out of the insulation and hit me in the head. Calling it a night.

I wish @ring doorbells offered backlight compensation and text to speech communication.

The city of Des Moines has finally graced my deck worthy of existence.

Can sinuses explode? I think mine are about to explode.

We moved into our new house 1 year ago today. If you haven't come to visit us yet, plz do so soon!

The city just failed our deck inspection for the 5th time ... because my bottom step is 1/8" too high. This is why people don't get permits.

Water is a very boring thing to drink

Go for little 14 mile cruise around town... take all the calories you burned and cancel em out with pizza n beer.

@BionessLiveOn do you have a beta program for new products?

Who's got them Atari romz?