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Really could've done without my garage door opener breaking this morning.

"it's too early for that nonsense," Kari tells me as I wake up and start singing I Spy.

Dare me to drink a frappuccino?

If you've never visited Des Moines, this is what it looks like. t.co/ERofRYrx1Z

Apparently mediacom can inadvertently fry your cable modem OTA when you ask them to turn off the wifi/router functionality on their box. wut

Today, I found an exhaust vent outside my guest bathroom that is hooked to nothing. Behind the vent is literally solid wood... 🤔

This weekend, I'm walking with @kbroox to continue raising awareness for MS. Join or donate to our team here: main.nationalms...-with-kbroox-17

If you need design work, I highly recommend you talk to my former coworker, Marina. t.co/nsNmJgh1N4

Quad Cities, I'm comin

One of the better parts of seeing Devin the Dude live is listening to him vocally scratch all of his own shit... while the DJ just hangs out

one of the best lyrics ever recorded: yea. i'm the shit. i should have febreeze on me.

Iowa City, I'm comin.

I just ended a phone call by saying, "talk to ya later. bye" to someone I will never talk to again.

I just wrote some groovy-lang code to make it so that my hue lights all fade to blue for a second when my doorbell is pressed. #nerdstuff

Ever sit down and think about how we're all being hurled through space at a million miles per hour?

Where are the best pinball machines in Des Moines?

The future is beautiful. t.co/bAuRGBNTwQ

I just used the pythagorean theorem.

I love my car

I am out with my buddy Thome, talking about our crocs and plantars warts.