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Boot up computer for the first time in 4 days to be greeted with, "this Mac is waiting for approval by another device" ... ugh ... computers

I just woke myself up snoring on our new patio couch... Relaxing came sooner than I thought.

Pretty sure that was the least relaxing memorial day weekend ever, but I'm glad it ended with a glimpse of the relaxing that is soon to come

my phone just autocorrected "lil yachty" to "lol tacos"

I wish my brain would stfu and sleep in on this extra day off work.

If you ever wanna steal a car, consider stealing mine! I just found the spare key (that I lost a few months ago) in my trunk.

Anyone wanna drive my car home for me?

plz don't neglect the brain

I've missed the days of DJs throwing out mixtapes a couple times a year. Thanks for releasing a new one @djdiverse! t.co/6rEPoBb8A1

Not having a truck and/or trailer is really slowing down my remodel efforts lately.

ran eyeball first into a steel rod yesterday. good news: my glasses saved my eyeball. bad news: my glasses have a huge scratch now. 🙂🙁

Why is the Google home power supply not USB? That long ass power cord is the first disappointment outta the box.

Warning, this is kinda gross... but I kinda want to eat a chips ahoy right now.

Dentist last year: you need to start flossing. Me: nope. This year: wow, your teeth are beautiful. Keep doing exactly what you're doing.

Is eating indian food before a dentist appointment a dick move?

Almost halfway to our fundraising goal with a month to go before the big ride! Plz consider helping us out here:
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I'm drinking Coors light at a wedding at the Jasper County Fairgrounds in Colfax, Iowa

When Mississippi Queen comes on, you turn the volume knob as far as it can go

Drove a car without all the fancy automatic stuff today... left everything on when I got out... and now my car is dead.

Me: hey, I ordered some ceiling fans 6 weeks ago... where are those?
Amazon: yea, the carrier never picked em up... we dunno why.
Me: wut