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This is basically how I serve a volleyball t.co/0UYGTOYOhB

I am playing sand volleyball... because I am in a sand volleyball league. lol

I just saw a truck with a back window that said, "MY MIRRORS PULL OUT BUT I DON'T" in the biggest possible letters ... wtf ... why????

Want sleep. Can't sleep. I have a very annoying brain.

Working on my patio ceiling... A bird just flew out of the insulation and hit me in the head. Calling it a night.

I wish @ring doorbells offered backlight compensation and text to speech communication.

The city of Des Moines has finally graced my deck worthy of existence.

Can sinuses explode? I think mine are about to explode.

We moved into our new house 1 year ago today. If you haven't come to visit us yet, plz do so soon!

The city just failed our deck inspection for the 5th time ... because my bottom step is 1/8" too high. This is why people don't get permits.

Water is a very boring thing to drink

Go for little 14 mile cruise around town... take all the calories you burned and cancel em out with pizza n beer.

@BionessLiveOn do you have a beta program for new products?

Who's got them Atari romz?

Go to bed at 9 on a Saturday? 🤔

Thank you, Lord, for giving us Billy Idol.

I think the new Kendrick album is boring

Why are all google messaging apps so goddamn terrible?

Do all of the bartenders at @ExileBrewingCo have Batman tattoos?

This cashier straight did the sign of the cross as I walked up to his cash register... and I'm not really sure what to think about that.