Microblog

Go to bed at 9 on a Saturday? 🤔

Thank you, Lord, for giving us Billy Idol.

I think the new Kendrick album is boring

Why are all google messaging apps so goddamn terrible?

Do all of the bartenders at @ExileBrewingCo have Batman tattoos?

This cashier straight did the sign of the cross as I walked up to his cash register... and I'm not really sure what to think about that.

#killshit t.co/ljn6GsgPYX

Just caught @GarthBroox with a half dozen recently slain baby bunnies in the back yard, haha. good boy/bad boy.

lately, my google pixel has been sporadically locking up to the point of needing a hard reboot...

Remember when Obama took away our guns?

This car without a heated steering wheel sucks

you know what a hatchet is, don't ya bug?

12:30am. Level 18. Dr Mario... What am I doing?

This is my hairstylist... and this tweet is about me. t.co/tTnCi97rzS

Kari whispers louder than she talks

Kodak Black sounds like South Park Mexican.

Kari and I just took a shot together. lol. I think maybe for the first time in a decade.

What changes do I have to make in order to see less children on my internets?

my coworking space is trying to collaborate on a shirt for our intramural volleyball team... here's where we're at. t.co/PjQlVCzgTq

I just got put on Metallica's guest list for their Iowa Speedway benefit show, lol. 🤘🤘🤘