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I've got an old man Uber driver telling me raunchy old man jokes.

Just tried on/immediately bought some of those diesel sweatpant jeans. Life changing.

Friends who have personal sites or APIs, what are your apps built on? where do you host your stuff?

I am sitting in a movie theater at Netflix HQ.

Today was a weird day. I liked the parts where I learned some things tho.

I have been in training all day without any dewski. AMA

California really takes boujee to another level.

I'm dat deploi boi

I'm going back (back) to Cali (Cali)

#fori #fors #forlose

I love when friends make surprise visits. Especially when their name is Zay Turner Ford.

I am a big fan of Vince Staples

Man, these #marchmadness shoe squeak mics are awesome.

Ball is life. Go st8. #fori #fors #foru #marchmadness

Messing up cuts is not something I do, but I just miscut a panel of pegboard and I am not very happy about it.. so I'm gonna drink beer.

Emergency @trammell is down!!!

My wife is the kind of person that only pushes the suburban crosswalk button once. 🙄

I think I'm gonna dedicate the rest of this year to getting as fat as I possibly can.

Kari and I are looking for an establishment that serves cheese pizza, macaroni, potatoes, and bloody marys. Plz help.

Hey warm blooded ladies with those fancy cold-shoulder shirts, do those feel awesome? It seems like those probably feel awesome.