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#killshit t.co/ljn6GsgPYX

Just caught @GarthBroox with a half dozen recently slain baby bunnies in the back yard, haha. good boy/bad boy.

lately, my google pixel has been sporadically locking up to the point of needing a hard reboot...

Remember when Obama took away our guns?

This car without a heated steering wheel sucks

you know what a hatchet is, don't ya bug?

12:30am. Level 18. Dr Mario... What am I doing?

This is my hairstylist... and this tweet is about me. t.co/tTnCi97rzS

Kari whispers louder than she talks

Kodak Black sounds like South Park Mexican.

Kari and I just took a shot together. lol. I think maybe for the first time in a decade.

What changes do I have to make in order to see less children on my internets?

my coworking space is trying to collaborate on a shirt for our intramural volleyball team... here's where we're at. t.co/PjQlVCzgTq

I just got put on Metallica's guest list for their Iowa Speedway benefit show, lol. 🤘🤘🤘

Really could've done without my garage door opener breaking this morning.

"it's too early for that nonsense," Kari tells me as I wake up and start singing I Spy.

Dare me to drink a frappuccino?

If you've never visited Des Moines, this is what it looks like. t.co/ERofRYrx1Z

Apparently mediacom can inadvertently fry your cable modem OTA when you ask them to turn off the wifi/router functionality on their box. wut

Today, I found an exhaust vent outside my guest bathroom that is hooked to nothing. Behind the vent is literally solid wood... 🤔