Microblog

This weekend, I'm walking with @kbroox to continue raising awareness for MS. Join or donate to our team here: main.nationalms...-with-kbroox-17

If you need design work, I highly recommend you talk to my former coworker, Marina. t.co/nsNmJgh1N4

Quad Cities, I'm comin

One of the better parts of seeing Devin the Dude live is listening to him vocally scratch all of his own shit... while the DJ just hangs out

one of the best lyrics ever recorded: yea. i'm the shit. i should have febreeze on me.

Iowa City, I'm comin.

I just ended a phone call by saying, "talk to ya later. bye" to someone I will never talk to again.

I just wrote some groovy-lang code to make it so that my hue lights all fade to blue for a second when my doorbell is pressed. #nerdstuff

Ever sit down and think about how we're all being hurled through space at a million miles per hour?

Where are the best pinball machines in Des Moines?

The future is beautiful. t.co/bAuRGBNTwQ

I just used the pythagorean theorem.

I love my car

I am out with my buddy Thome, talking about our crocs and plantars warts.

If you're in Des Moines, there's a super rad art show and happy hour at my office today. Come check it out. t.co/iWsDAvWbfY

Anyone wanna get into a fantasy bass fishing league?

Kari and I booked a trip to Nicaragua today.

Call me Dongle Derek

I have a "sorta like / hate" relationship with our home.

I highly recommend a few of these San Francisco tips: clickhole.com/a...rfect-day--5783