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I have been in training all day without any dewski. AMA

California really takes boujee to another level.

I'm dat deploi boi

I'm going back (back) to Cali (Cali)

#fori #fors #forlose

I love when friends make surprise visits. Especially when their name is Zay Turner Ford.

I am a big fan of Vince Staples

Man, these #marchmadness shoe squeak mics are awesome.

Ball is life. Go st8. #fori #fors #foru #marchmadness

Messing up cuts is not something I do, but I just miscut a panel of pegboard and I am not very happy about it.. so I'm gonna drink beer.

Emergency @trammell is down!!!

My wife is the kind of person that only pushes the suburban crosswalk button once. 🙄

I think I'm gonna dedicate the rest of this year to getting as fat as I possibly can.

Kari and I are looking for an establishment that serves cheese pizza, macaroni, potatoes, and bloody marys. Plz help.

Hey warm blooded ladies with those fancy cold-shoulder shirts, do those feel awesome? It seems like those probably feel awesome.

It is always fun watching Iowa teams win tho.

Iowa State raisin the roof in 2017, lol

Cyclone basketball fans are some nerdy mother fuckers

Sweet Jesus, winter apparently came back to Iowa.

Why don't airplanes have security cameras?