Microblog

I should've brought headphones to this urgent care clinic. You should always bring headphones to an urgent care clinic.

I am getting really tired of hanging out in my bed

I am really not a fan of being a sick boy.

That awkward moment when your phone autocorrects "catching a cold" with "catching a child"

🤔 I think I'll listen to Dimmu Borgir this morning.

Look at this photo of a couple of my favorite bros. Just horsin around. t.co/YG5Qzkm21T

This is what gaming was like in the 90s. t.co/fYEGs0XI5c

How do people get over spending more on their house than they'll get back out of it? Plz help.

I don't trust any man that doesn't sing to his pets while home alone.

whenever there's a ton of unhealthy food in my house (like, leftover after a party) i always try to get rid of it all... by binge eating it.

The only con I've found with living at the end of a dead end street is untimely city snow removal.

The main reason I don't find value in regular doctor checkups is because this information is not given to me: wellnessfx.com/packages

Betsy DeVos, lol. Jesus. Great job, America!

Patriots claim "world champions" in a league confined to a single country... I will never understand this.

The Patriots are my favorite football team

We are witnessing history right now! First big boy bowl overtime!!!

The falcons are my favorite football team

People who leave events early to beat the traffic, why? Why do you do that?

The sword handles on the Des Moines Buccaneers logo look like dicks. t.co/GhWBScJMjh

Today: planned on riding bikes with friends. Overslept. Now, starting to build out some walls in my new shop.