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Goddammit t.co/AoYKgwdcpc

I ate some very spicy vindaloo tonight. Also, we need more Indian restaurants in Des Moines.

This new Missy Elliott is 🔥🔥🔥

There's a new vitalic album 😯😯😯

Spaghetti squash sucks

How in the shit do people figure out what color to paint the outside of their house?

Just watched a job site estimator slip on my muddy back yard hill and cover his entire side, head-to-toe, in mud. Khakis, polo and all. lol

Proud to have so many conservative / conservative leaning friends standing up against Trump, for human rights and for true American values.

Donald Trump is a fucking piece of shit.

That awkward moment when you accidentally lock fingers with the guy playing pinball next to you.

Gave @vanholmgren a bear head and asked him to paint it up with some KISS makeup t.co/6m2APx5Y9L

This is beautiful t.co/rin2jAYO5V

Is there an "Uber for breaking down Amazon prime boxes" kind of service?

Whew! After weeks of confusion, I finally figured out what was turning on a bunch of hue lights in my house around ~5pm. Goddamn Apple Home.

nailed it t.co/3KsvTVmPWQ

So, I assume Trump's gonna put Hillary in prison by the end of the week, right?

I really do hate how much I care about politics lately... but, Jesus Christ.

✅ head cold.
✅ fever.
✅ sprained back muscle.

Great combo.

Today: lay in bed sick, go to a sushi party with family, go back to bed, go to broomball, score, die, go back to bed.