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Tapered sweatpants.

Iowa, I'm comin home.

Wrote a bunch of code with my dudes in San Jose this week. Felt good, mans.

Ever since I finished taking antibiotics, every single thing I put into my mouth turns me into the Willy Wonka Violet Beauregarde chick.

Welp, looks I'll be flying to San Jose tomorrow...

Kevi needs a new CPAP

I'm Minnesota there are a lot of dudes with fancy back pockets and a lot of girls with cold shoulders.

HOLY SHIT A LA CROIX GRENADE JUST WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE.

Nothin grinds my gears more than queueing up a rad album on the sonos and then realizing it's the censored version.

my house rn: yellow foundation, green siding, white trim, brown trim, puke colored brick, brown doors, black doors, white doors, black roof

It's snowing and dudes are re-roofing my house... which seems a bit fast and danger.

I'll hush up my mug
If you fill up my jug
With that good ol' Mountain Dew

Queue up the song Mountain Dew by The Clancy Brothers to get a little taste of what happens in my head every morning.

after over 10 months of dealing with our cabinet company replacing poorly stained, mismatched or banged up doors... we're finally done! 🙌

Finished up the broomball season by winning in double overtime to take 3rd place. Felt good, man.

Yesterday, my tattooer told me that my first and only color tattoo should be a Mountain Dew bottle.

i spy with my little eye

Blare some Post Malone today.

There are a lot of really creepy old people out there.

Hey @WhirlpoolCorp, why do the dishwashers that you make now suck so much harder than the dishwashers you made 20 years ago?