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Do I have any friends in Des Moines that like University of Iowa football?

spend that check and get it right back

Kari and I, fed up with eating like assholes this holiday season decided to be healthy for a bit... and then ate 20" of pizza after 2.5 days

I love football player fashion. Especially those lil baby bicep sweatbands.

A salesman just came to my house and asked if my dad was home

A child at this Christmas gift exchange just opened a toy candy dispenser that was literally full of rocks, lol. Thanks, China.

That feeling when you walk into a massage and realize that your zipper is all the way undone...

Leave your bubble.

Eat some liverwurst

Kari and I are gonna be kicking it in LeClaire, Iowa today. Come hang with us!

My google Pixel does not work while roaming with T-Mobile...

We're getting a nice thundering Christmas rain shower in Iowa this year.

I hope all the good boys and girls said, "awwww sheeeeeit" for Santa tonight.

The real reason of the season is Mariah Carey.

Ames is a weird place, man

Things I can't imagine liking: Star Trek, Harry Potter, Basketball, Donald Trump.

Don't forget to listen to the new Nine Inch Nails.

Thank you for being so awesome @amazon, @UPS, and @USPS.

i need a trail cam.

Who can I hire to paint one of these on a big open wall in my house? thisiscolossal....et-artist-1010/