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Ninja. Ninja. Rap!

Is all of Mars the same temperature or what?

This weekend I found out that extreme cold can apparently crack the windows on your house

This is not the right time to be going to bed

Give a lazy-ass some advice. Go!

🎶 trap-ping through the snow 🎶

After taking a muscle relaxer last night that, I'm starting to wonder if I ever actually relax in real life.

It'd be nice if Twitter let you mute retweets from friends.

i accidentally left my old iphone plugged in and turned on right in front of my nest cam. every notification is triggering a motion alert.

I am eating ramen with cheese in it and I'm not quite sure how a feel about that... I think good.

Me: is your hair maroon???
Kari: it's purple... and it's been like that for 4 months.
Me: 😶

I need a rasp

This mother fucker has gone TOO FAR t.co/k7Go1tnPxS

Tonight, a buddy told me that 3 keys to being successful are: graduate, have a job, and don't have a baby outside of wedlock.

the solution to pollution is dilution

I am really good at snapchat.

Just heard the words "vegan straight edge friendsgiving." Get me out of Chicago.

iPhone to Pixel first Impressions: Notifications and rear fingerprint: more intuitive. Android/Google assistant: way smarter than iOS/siri.

i FINALLY made it onto one of those stupid ass buzzfeed lists! buzzfeed.com/da...ly-truly-insane

Chicken al pastor. 😮😮😮