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This is a collection of 19,828 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.17 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Backordered phone gets delivered to my house right after I leave town for a week. Dammit!

Watching people's reactions to airport news stations reporting on Donald Trump really is a beautiful thing. Terrible poker faces.

Just finished our first broomball game of the season... and I am exactly as out of shape as I thought I was.

The worst part about having dark stained interior doors is: walking face first into them while attempting to navigate your house in the dark

I just had a revelation while hangin out on my deck with Garth Brooks... my property is ripe for zip lines. 🤔😮🙌

Just had an Uber driver show me his fake Uber surge app that he uses to con people out of more money. What a piece of shit.

"Your name's Laura!? Aw, that's beautiful!!! I feel like we would be really good friends!!" - this drunk girl right here

After nearly a year of remodeling this house I finally got my first injury...Filleted the tip of my middle finger with a utility knife.

For some reason Google Music suggested I listen to a Crazy Town album... I listened to it and now feel like strapping on some roller blades.

How can anyone possibly think that Donald Trump is NOT a giant piece of shit, lol. Dude is unreal.