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Charging my iPhone 6S for the third time today. Patiently waiting for my backordered Google Pixel to arrive.

Dudes. Make sure to write reviews for companies that gave you good service. They deserve it.

"You fat fucker" - my scale

Kari and I have been lazily laying around in separate rooms all morning. Enjoying the post-holiday silence.

Lederhosen n restrooms. Not that convenient.

It's the triptocram

I am especially thankful that I don't have kids

Thanks

I often.think about the conversations that led up to Air BnB changing their logo to a nutsack.

Finding out that every fixture in your guest bathroom is clogged right before hosting 7 guests for the rest of the week. 👍👍

My wife about got into a fight with some dude at this bar because he threw a towel at her and said, "you probably voted for trump" lol

One of my greatest regrets is saying no to the woman in the Dominican Republican that offered to cornrow my mullet a few years ago.

That was a good restaurant, in a weird time, with some good dudes, and some long hair. t.co/S3ys7ymgIt

"Shut. the front. door. You're such a bitch," Kari says to me as I walk in to meet her at a store eating a snickerdoodle ice cream sandwich

What's the deal with girls wearing shirts that have the shoulders cut out?

Just drove a car without heads up display. Sucked.

I read about electoral votes, then did some math... If Wyoming has 3 electoral votes, based on population, California should have 199, lol.

Someone in my neighborhood called the cops on me for leaving one of my cars parked on my street. lol. Apparently that is not allowed.

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I wonder if I'm the first person to ever use a kreg pocket hole jig for HVAC work...