Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Drinkin beer from my neighborhood brewery, watchin the Cubs play November baseball, and installing cabinet hardware between innings.

Always make sure to get a good stretch in before havin a sneeze if you're a 35+ year old out of shape nerd like me.

Paying for a hotel room that I didn't use and forgot to cancel is something I just did. My buddy Josh called it the "idiot tax." Accurate.

I just watched this genius woman order a tenderloin, then rip the oversized tenderloin patty in half to make a double decker tenderloin. 😮😮😮

The amount of college kids straight spiking their cell phones onto the pavement in this town is really stressing me out.

Sitting on a ledge, people watching University of Iowa students in halloween costumes. I think my favorite so far has been: slutty corn.

What happens when the Cubs fans and the Indians fans pray against each other? Which prayer does God answer?