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Just saved someone's yellow lab. Loose on the corner of Park and Fleur. Whew.

What is it about girls that makes them want to strike up a conversation during the best part of every song?

I'm incredibly thankful and proud that I got to work to re-elect Barack Obama. That dude and his family are nothing but class. True leaders.

WOPTOBER

You should watch this amazing woman break Trump down without even saying his name. snappytv.com/tc/3005336

Randomly spent a good chunk of this evening cruising patents... Found this. t.co/ffq1LSV2m7

Just found this important todo list that I made for myself earlier this year. t.co/B8S0Y00kbK

A ton of Fong's pizza and Confluence beer just showed up at the office... This afternoon is doomed.

Dreaming about being an aggressive driver on a highway full of passive, self driving cars.

Woke up with a weird itch to blare some Offspring... Feels good,
man.

"There is motion at your front door" - @ring t.co/Mz6Ap8UUfN

Muscle relaxers... 😵😲😋

Doc says I either sprained a muscle or broke a rib... while sneezing. #OldManStuff

Wake up. "I'm gonna build things today!" Sneeze. Pull muscle in back. Now stuck in child's pose on the floor. Kewl.

Trump is a piece of shit.

Old Style is actually terrible

Why have I never been to Kung Fu Tap before? Metal. Booze. Tacos.

They should really name this hurricane, hurricane dick and balls. cause that's what all the images look like.

Just thought about ordering a sonos for our closet, but I am not gonna do that... I am not going to do that.

Don't forget to wish a Happy birthday to the one and only, ultimate fighting @kbroox!