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Just shattered the screen on my iPhone 6S... should I repair it, get a pixel, or get the 7?

My entire house smells like a terrible slice of old reheated spicy sausage pizza... I wonder what happened here tonight... Geez... Ew.

Cedar Rapids, I'm comin

That moment you realize that a local bar is still holding your drivers license as collateral for a Moscow mule that you ordered last week.

Kari and I bought a TV when the Cubs got into the World Series... and now I'm debating whether or not we should return it.

Can we retire the "go cubs go" song now?

Holy shit, man. That was an amazing game. That was an amazing series. We just saw the Cubs win it all. My God.

Dead. I died.

Come on, Hardees. End this game.

If the Cubs were ever gonna go to the World Series again, this is the way it was going to be. Game 7, tied after 9 innings, rain delay.

Whiskey time

Cubs in Game 7 of the World Series. 6-6 in the 8th inning. Probably gonna die.

That was a stupid move, Maddon.

Javi.. just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOUSELF

"Hold me" - rizzo

Can someone make a gif of kluber endlessly rubbin his tongue?

EAT SHIT KLUBER

This dude can't vote for Trump while in custody, right? twitter.com/Gra...832954975793152

White guy in Iowa actually shoots 2 cops. Gets taken into custody alive.

Can we just let Chapman bat and then let Schwarber hit for Baez?