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Eat shit, kershaw

There is an alarming amount of obscenely large Trump signs in Iowa lawns.

I CANT FIND MY BIG GOLD CHAIN

Celebrating 11 years of being married to this amazing chick today. t.co/T291ErYtZf

The best contractors I've hired want no part of Angieslist because of the bullshit jobs and clients that can come from it... v interesting

Is Larry King ok?

Looked at social media and saw that there's another presidential debate going on. Ew... back to watching baseball.

HITS

"Baked potato pockets. They loaded." Thank you for this lyric, @therealjuicyj

I am sick and tired of looking at Larry King.

These fs1 cubs/dodgers announcers are hilarious

Kari's alarm goes off. I make slightest attempt at cuddling. She whisper screams at me, "stop waking me up!!!" #love #marriage

Just saved someone's yellow lab. Loose on the corner of Park and Fleur. Whew.

What is it about girls that makes them want to strike up a conversation during the best part of every song?

I'm incredibly thankful and proud that I got to work to re-elect Barack Obama. That dude and his family are nothing but class. True leaders.

WOPTOBER

You should watch this amazing woman break Trump down without even saying his name. snappytv.com/tc/3005336

Randomly spent a good chunk of this evening cruising patents... Found this. t.co/ffq1LSV2m7

Just found this important todo list that I made for myself earlier this year. t.co/B8S0Y00kbK

A ton of Fong's pizza and Confluence beer just showed up at the office... This afternoon is doomed.