Microblog

Saw Refused, Ween, Flaming Lips and NOFX tonight. It was p cool.

We can do so many things with our own bare hands

I would love to rocket launch every ignorant driver off the road.

Would you sip this or shotgun it?
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I really wanna go to someone else's house and say this t.co/JKhLRo5OwI

A woman just ran a stop light in front of me. These huge ass M4 breaks prevented a serious wreck... but I still need a new bumper. Annoying.

Every time I listen to the Notorious BIG I am blown away that dude was 24 years old or less in all these raps.

I really wish I could punch folks through telephones. I would phone punch doctors today.

I'm subbing for someone in a hammerschlagen league tonight.

I did Autocross for the first time today. I was not the fastest person, but it was still a blast. youtu.be/vRX1TN6ghTE

pros vs kids

What do you think C.J. Beathard's real name is?

I used to be listed as a notable alumni on Cornell College's wikipedia page. t.co/lo5580Y4uE

Iowa vs Iowa

Bitch, I'm back out my coma.

Just plugged some headphones into my phone while it charges... like a coward.

There's a really good chance that I will blow the crotch out of these jeans today.

To wake up, put Kanye West - Hold My Liquor on. Turn it to 11.

Is there anything good on the internet?

I think that Apple event was probably the worst I've seen... I'm usually excited about at least a few of their announcements. Today: nothin.