Dreaming about being an aggressive driver on a highway full of passive, self driving cars.
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This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
Woke up with a weird itch to blare some Offspring... Feels good,
man.
"There is motion at your front door" - @ring t.co/Mz6Ap8UUfN
Muscle relaxers... 😵😲😋
Doc says I either sprained a muscle or broke a rib... while sneezing. #OldManStuff
Wake up. "I'm gonna build things today!" Sneeze. Pull muscle in back. Now stuck in child's pose on the floor. Kewl.
Trump is a piece of shit.
Old Style is actually terrible
Why have I never been to Kung Fu Tap before? Metal. Booze. Tacos.
They should really name this hurricane, hurricane dick and balls. cause that's what all the images look like.
Just thought about ordering a sonos for our closet, but I am not gonna do that... I am not going to do that.
Don't forget to wish a Happy birthday to the one and only, ultimate fighting @kbroox!
I've never gone to a grocery store and thought, you know what this place could use? Clothes... Bland, grocery store clothes. Come on, @HyVee
The Drake fangirls are OUT in Des Moines tonight.
My friend @brianholcomb asks a very important question... Will the headphone jack on the Google Pixel work with my lightning headphones?
This weekend I played beer pong, but with water instead of beer. This is gonna sound weird, but it was so much better.
"Dude, wanna go to an after hours party?" "No, thank you" ... is how I should've answered.
This dude named Gay Derek just bought me a cocktail and told me that I'm wearing a pansy shirt
Kari and I hit pretty big milestone today when she asked, "wanna go to Best Buy and look at TVs?" ... We didn't do it! ... but we're talkin
Dude asks me what color my car is as I pull into the gas station. I say, "blue" ... and then got to watch immense rage sweep over his face.