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I always like die antwoord tracks better after I see the video that goes with em. (p.s. check out the banana brain video)

I chose mediacom for the 90s nostalgia. t.co/vDq1CvQ8X8

"Yea! He probably loves baseball and his mom and apple pie and shit!" - Kari describes a dude

My buddy Nick and I just met halfway between our houses for a fierce battle. of tennis.

just looked at linkedin for the first time in a while and can't tell whether i'm an all-star, or just really close. t.co/hxXlbUqsmC

just realized that i'm still insuring the home i sold in may, lol. kewl.

I've been craving doner kebabs ever since I got back from Germany. Someone in Des Moines, please open a doner kebab joint!

I really enjoy watching my generation become the generation that thinks all new music is awful.

My car is officially out of its break-in period... Time to go fast.

Wanna go swimmin?

Operation: walk home.

There should be dude roller derbys, but they should be like UFC... or maybe UFC fighters should just wear roller skates while fighting.

Times I cannot find my duct tape: when doing actual duct work.

My most motivated/productive days are the days when Kari is nowhere near the house. Weird.

Kari just left town for the weekend. Who wants to party?

Ate a cookie before 9am today. 🍪 💀 🖕

Me: How do we ensure no paint gets on the floor? Paint boss: Oh, we're gonna *lie*lie*lie*hire subcontractors*get paint on your floor*

Super stoked to work with my

I think a big problem in the construction industry is the boss mentality. There's no ownership or co-ownership. Just do what your boss says.

Dreamt that Kari cheated on me with Arnold Schwarzenegger and gave him some of my favorite hats. Woke up so mad about that second part. wtf.