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Last night: I'm glad to be home! Today: I should've taken more time driving home!

Confirmed: I80 across iowa is the worst interstate. So congested. So many dicks.

Drove through both Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky, and halfway through Indiana today... There's some beautiful country out there

Got her! t.co/ceKYGcd5ao

The great smoky mountain expressway.

Just did my first vehicular 360s. 🙌🙌🙌

Also, last night I dreamt that my car's unit tests were failing.

Just slept like a kid on Christmas Eve... Today is gonna be long. Today is also gonna be awesome.

"Mr Brooks, we've been expecting you. You driver, Alfred is waiting outside in a silver BMW X5" yes

I just took a 17 minute flight

Southern accents. lol

Carolina bound

I'm driving from South Carolina to Iowa (through Knoxville, Nashville, and St Louis) this week. Any folks along the way wanna meet up?

Can you imagine being a Star Trek fan?

Remember last year when Donald Trump was at the Iowa state fair everyone was like, "heh heh heh. Trump is running for president. heh heh"

I love that Des Moines has a couple public transit / @ridedart buses with whistle tips installed.

Left work to go to the chiropractor, drove home, opened a bag of chips, and then realized I was not at the chiropractor.

Have some fun. Listen to some Aquabats.

I'm the kinda guy who wakes up to the sound of a garbage truck coming, jumps outta bed and runs to put the trash outside barely clothed.

Anyone wanna go on a Vietnamese food date?