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Great job, @broox

Think about building an ark.

Sometimes you have an old friend like Ben Stockwell roll through town and you pull a midweek twoski.

Today, I handed a piece of mail directly to a mailman that was walking past me. It felt covert and awesome.

Just went to Burger King. The ice machine don't work but pop machine does. t.co/Z76U32TMbe

i was at a party last weekend, where a dude who got arrested for shooting off fireworks at 4AM was awarded a trophy t.co/U7DCvcfcfy

After learning/doing all the plumbing in this house, I was v surprised to find that installing toilets is the easiest part. So damn simple.

Keep up the productive day working on our house, or go see Warren G?

Winding down after a super solid Saturday night closet shelf hanging party.

Des Moines, Iowa is great

We should all be listening to more DMX

This party should happen every week

Just got word that my aquaberry blast BMW has landed on the east coast. Flight booked. Another road trip is in the works.

Safety is my goal.

Started blaring the Tool - Ænima album this morning and am now unable to pry myself outta the house to drive to work. Sry, work.

To whoever invented flat head screws: Why? Why did you do that?

If there's one thing I know, it's how to cut a good damned line of paint.

I move, Mediacom sends me a final bill and never asks for my cable modem. I pay them and they report me to a collection agency for the modem

"Finished: FAILURE" - fun times with integration testing.

Master bathroom sink: plumbed. Faucet: installed. Closet trim: hung, caulked and holes filled. Master suite: almost a real boy.