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"Mr Brooks, we've been expecting you. You driver, Alfred is waiting outside in a silver BMW X5" yes

I just took a 17 minute flight

Southern accents. lol

Carolina bound

I'm driving from South Carolina to Iowa (through Knoxville, Nashville, and St Louis) this week. Any folks along the way wanna meet up?

Can you imagine being a Star Trek fan?

Remember last year when Donald Trump was at the Iowa state fair everyone was like, "heh heh heh. Trump is running for president. heh heh"

I love that Des Moines has a couple public transit / @ridedart buses with whistle tips installed.

Left work to go to the chiropractor, drove home, opened a bag of chips, and then realized I was not at the chiropractor.

Have some fun. Listen to some Aquabats.

I'm the kinda guy who wakes up to the sound of a garbage truck coming, jumps outta bed and runs to put the trash outside barely clothed.

Anyone wanna go on a Vietnamese food date?

Car differential: replaced. Flight: rescheduled. Can't wait to see my sweet baby smurf again next week.

The game of telephone does not work in construction.

A million thanks to all the folks who helped me celebrate my birthday this weekend. My old ass is paying for it, now!

Today is one of those days that I kinda wish we had a TV

Ow

Party. My house. Now.

"Dude!!! I need help!!!", my buddy, Jeff screams as he frantically pushes buttons and holds out his hands full of tokens at the arcade.

I just walked into a Walgreens, grabbed a soda, and almost walked right back out the door without paying because I am an airhead.