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"i fold my toast like a taco and put eggs n stuff in there" - my genius friend @CLINT

WE'RE GETTING FLOORS TOMORROW

Apparently once you file a claim for stolen packages with UPS, they will never deliver to the affected address again without a signature.

Cabinet company stops out to replace poorly stained doors. Brings even shittier stained doors. This industry wastes so much time on bullshit

My GTI kinda feels like a toy now.

The lights in my house are all pink right now. This makes me happy.

Ugh. We've apparently got package thieves in our new hood. What's everyone's favorite video doorbell?

Slammin a US dewsk. Admiring all of the incredibly pleasant, patient folks at DTW customs. *fart noise thumbs down*

Bout to fly back over this ocean.

I DIDNT PACK ENOUGH UNDERWEAR

Eating a Frankfurter in Frankfurt and am now sad about American hot dogs.

Driving in Germany really is a beautiful thing. Even better than the autobahn and winding country roads are the competent/courteous drivers.

Today: drop the car off to be shipped home. Tomorrow: come home. Not at all ready for either.

"You're like a fart in a hot skillet" - my friend Jenna says to describe my ADD

I am eating cheese that tastes like fish and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.

Just got my photo taken by a speed camera driving through this random German city... 20 over. I wonder how this'll play out.

Nurburg is a super eerie ghost town when there aren't races going on. No one working my hotel. No open bars or restaurants. Nothing.

Just did a few laps on the Nordschleife in my new ride. Achievement: unlocked. 😀😀😀

Here we go again! Back in Germany, sitting in a tiny local restaurant and about to watch Germany in the Euros. Excited for the excitement.

Last night the bullshit of home merged with the greatness of this vacation as I dreamt that I found a ton of flaws in my new car's paint job