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Winding down after a super solid Saturday night closet shelf hanging party.

Des Moines, Iowa is great

We should all be listening to more DMX

This party should happen every week

Just got word that my aquaberry blast BMW has landed on the east coast. Flight booked. Another road trip is in the works.

Safety is my goal.

Started blaring the Tool - Ænima album this morning and am now unable to pry myself outta the house to drive to work. Sry, work.

To whoever invented flat head screws: Why? Why did you do that?

If there's one thing I know, it's how to cut a good damned line of paint.

I move, Mediacom sends me a final bill and never asks for my cable modem. I pay them and they report me to a collection agency for the modem

"Finished: FAILURE" - fun times with integration testing.

Master bathroom sink: plumbed. Faucet: installed. Closet trim: hung, caulked and holes filled. Master suite: almost a real boy.

What are people doing when they hold their iPhones in front of their face and talk to them like walkie talkies?

Came to the office to escape home construction and construction is happening at my office. *waht wah*

Deep house music makes everything more productive. Including hanging pocket doors and trim.

COE SUX

I just saw a beat up old police interceptor for sale with a big "one owner!" sticker in the windshield.

Snackin on some leftover pizza while I wait for the pizza delivery man to bring us a pizza. 🍕💪💀

HOME: the land of no kids. T-1 hour until I jump in the pool.

What does it mean when a girl calls a baby a little peanut?