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I might be the only person in Switzerland wearing a fitted

Sitting in a pub in Zurich, watching people go absolutely bonkers as Switzerland scores goals in the UEFA Euros.

Today so far: Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. Driving and hiking through the alps. Setting my cruise to 100mph on the autobahn. It's good

When I asked what the lunch special was in the alps, the cashier said, "local animal. good" and threw up some bullwinkle ears... Ok, Ordered

Just bought lederhosen. Probably not gonna take these off.

Got this souvenir in Munich t.co/qk5zTnm3JA

"Ugh... I hate it." Kari says while giving this loud baby a death look from across this beer hall.

Germany so far: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBS

Dudes. The potato salad in Germany is not at all like the German potato salad we make in the US. 😮😮😮

Watching the glockenspiel do some 5 o'clock glockenspiel stuff while sippin on a paulaner dunkel at a beer hall with @kbroox.

DTW ✈️ MUC

Now that we're past security, I'm seriously debating loading the carry-ons up with overpriced dewskis to take to Europe.

Driving to O'hare from the south side of Chicago at rush hour. Good times.

Sometimes all you need is a solid day of hangin out with an old buddy like Kevi.

Things I should be doing: packing for Germany. Things I'm actually doing: bar hopping with Kevi.

Just tried a watermelon beer and it was amazing... I am also allergic to watermelons. If I die, lol.

what's tronc

how in the shit do i NOT have a protractor

So, our new neighborhood has a pool... and I have a key to it. t.co/SzwAZn5SBq

That feeling after you send the new @ericwareheim video to a bunch of people at work before you watch the whole thing...