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Tile dudes: "yo Derek! Can we get the college World Series on a TV?" ... "I don't have a TV" *heads explode and implode everywhere*

I shouldn't have eaten that much breakfast pizza.

Gas line: ran. New range: installed. Expecting cookies from @kbroox very soon.

Eatin a grilled cheese that has spam and a fried egg in it. 🖕🖕🖕

Things tile guys don't give a shit about: your painted walls.

I wish this were me IRL.
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Started hanging a new door and quit halfway through the process... Sometimes you just wanna take the night off and lay around.

Toilet reviews are hilarious.

Just finished plumbing all the rough-ins and prepping our bathrooms for tile to start tomorrow. This house is almost a real boy!

T-25 minutes until I jump in the pool.

Some little kid just biffed it in front us on the bike trail and Kari sincerely reacted, "OH SHIT, honey! Are you okayyyyy?"

Me: I need some Mac n Cheetos. Burger King dude: have you had em yet? Me: uh, no? BK dude: cause they're FRICKin amazing!

There's a Burger King across the street from my office with a Mac n Cheetos poster up... My mind is saying yes, but I think my body says no.

Got that brand new pretty boy swag hairdo t.co/HtDhqE33r4

Bobby pins gross me out

This

Sittin on a couch in my house for the first time. Feels good, man.

I GOT FLOORS

The bent/curved tortilla chips are the best tortilla chips in the bag.

Sonos control from the iOS lock screen!? Ohhh yeah