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An old woman in our new neighborhood called the cops on me and my buddy last week for looking suspicious at the pool. Achievement: unlocked.

Do you guys ever mine for bitbuckets?

The number of gulps you can safely take from a milk jug before getting brain freeze is five. Five gulps.

laughing out loud out loud out loud out loud

Why don't cars have escape vents to keep them cooler while parked in the sun?

Being able to jump into a pool after a lawn mowing sesh is a beautiful thing.

Just mowed over a beehole and got stung for the first time in 15+ years... I guess this is where we see if I'm still allergic.

Turn up the new Gucci album

ATTENTION: my birthday is in 2 weeks.

Just had to cancel the flight to pick up my car next week because the rear differential was recalled. 😬😭

Today can EADU

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Great job, @broox

Think about building an ark.

Sometimes you have an old friend like Ben Stockwell roll through town and you pull a midweek twoski.

Today, I handed a piece of mail directly to a mailman that was walking past me. It felt covert and awesome.

Just went to Burger King. The ice machine don't work but pop machine does. t.co/Z76U32TMbe

i was at a party last weekend, where a dude who got arrested for shooting off fireworks at 4AM was awarded a trophy t.co/U7DCvcfcfy

After learning/doing all the plumbing in this house, I was v surprised to find that installing toilets is the easiest part. So damn simple.

Keep up the productive day working on our house, or go see Warren G?