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In high school, one of my buddies showed up to school with super dirty knees, and for a while, everyone called him, “dirty knees.”

I think about this often.

Watering the new sod on my lawn after spending over $30k on foundation repair and concrete and wondering where tf I went wrong in life.

I am very excited to get outta town and do some camping this weekend.

You know that you did well in your first week of golf league when the folks you’re playing with let you know that there’s an award for “most improved player” lol

My 2023 Q1 hobbies include: blowing money, getting fat, and enjoying neither.

Is anyone facing any legal trouble today?

Braaaaaiiiins. I want outta my head. I hate it in here.

Iowa used to be a leader in education and civil rights… but we’ll take runner up in women’s ncaa basketball. It’s somethin.

I am not a basketball fan, but that Iowa women’s final four game was absolutely fantastic. Holy cow.

Beating an undefeated team like that must feel incredible.

Why do you have to jump through 18 apps and networks to watch a sporting event?

Trump is gonna make so much money selling gear with his mugshot on it.

So the law and order ex-president bitch boy fucked around and found out?

I really could’ve gone without receiving the letter that I just opened from the department of revenue today.

The hits keep comin…

Brains are the worst

My Apple watch after standing at my desk for 50 minutes: Time to stand!

I would like a wooly mammoth meatball

House. Firewood rack. Foundation. Yard. Golf. Work. Weekends. Camping. Bronco. Selling Jeep. Driveway expansion. Patio. Staining cedar. Friends. Dog. Website. Drywall. HVAC. Paint. Weddings. Landscaping. Spring cleanup. Taxes. Bills. Global entry. Repeat.
- my brain. all night.

I played wordle for the first time today. It will also be my last.

Wordle 646 1/6

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I just joined a golf league.

Ready for preppy boy summer.

Bronco: ordered