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Bout to fly back over this ocean.

I DIDNT PACK ENOUGH UNDERWEAR

Eating a Frankfurter in Frankfurt and am now sad about American hot dogs.

Driving in Germany really is a beautiful thing. Even better than the autobahn and winding country roads are the competent/courteous drivers.

Today: drop the car off to be shipped home. Tomorrow: come home. Not at all ready for either.

"You're like a fart in a hot skillet" - my friend Jenna says to describe my ADD

I am eating cheese that tastes like fish and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.

Just got my photo taken by a speed camera driving through this random German city... 20 over. I wonder how this'll play out.

Nurburg is a super eerie ghost town when there aren't races going on. No one working my hotel. No open bars or restaurants. Nothing.

Just did a few laps on the Nordschleife in my new ride. Achievement: unlocked. 😀😀😀

Here we go again! Back in Germany, sitting in a tiny local restaurant and about to watch Germany in the Euros. Excited for the excitement.

Last night the bullshit of home merged with the greatness of this vacation as I dreamt that I found a ton of flaws in my new car's paint job

I might be the only person in Switzerland wearing a fitted

Sitting in a pub in Zurich, watching people go absolutely bonkers as Switzerland scores goals in the UEFA Euros.

Today so far: Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. Driving and hiking through the alps. Setting my cruise to 100mph on the autobahn. It's good

When I asked what the lunch special was in the alps, the cashier said, "local animal. good" and threw up some bullwinkle ears... Ok, Ordered

Just bought lederhosen. Probably not gonna take these off.

Got this souvenir in Munich t.co/qk5zTnm3JA

"Ugh... I hate it." Kari says while giving this loud baby a death look from across this beer hall.

Germany so far: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBS