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I don't think the movers were very excited to find 3 - 63 Chevy transmissions in my shed.

I wonder what percentage of people are actually fully packed and ready for movers when the movers show up.

This may look like a box of super sweet computer components... but it's actually a box full of Legos. t.co/TL1kcaIlY6

Feels with 95% of our house packed: I think I'd much rather hire packers than movers.

I dunno which box to pack these in for the big move... Should I just wear them? I know... stupid question. t.co/YZRh7rZG9M

Packin up! After 11.5 years, we're finally leaving good ol, suburban Ankeny. t.co/Nyu2JuYc2O

This is an incredibly accurate representation of what Kari and my past 6 months have looked like: youtube.com/wat...h?v=5GL9JoH4Sws

Just dropped a slice of pizza on the sidewalk... gonna eat it anyway. 🍕💀🍕💀

Up and at em and getting shut down on my productivity because banks apparently don't open til 9am! wtf, banks.

Pretty sure I ate 5,000+ calories worth of food today... Ew.

I cannot wait to ride bikes and grill and hang out again.

I have a literal ton of tile to put into my house... Here's hoping my back and floor hold up!

I think I'd like this new drake album better if I was into little baby boy whine rap.

Everything Kari and I do at our house this week will be the last day we ever do that thing while living here... 11 years... Feels weird, man

If you've ever wondered why you can't get me off of your mind... derek.urbanup.c...ykNM1-M.twitter

Pro tip: crawling around attics is a lot more fun if you just pretend like you're playing hot lava.

This remodel project is teaching me to not trust people. The temperature/pressure of my blood is so high right now, lol.

i just saw a dude with half-cut off jeans... like, he just cut the leg fronts off and had the backs hanging like coattails down to his feet

OH: "why are the flags at half mast? Is it cause of the trump nomination?"

May the 5th be Mayo