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Dudes. The potato salad in Germany is not at all like the German potato salad we make in the US. 😮😮😮

Watching the glockenspiel do some 5 o'clock glockenspiel stuff while sippin on a paulaner dunkel at a beer hall with @kbroox.

DTW ✈️ MUC

Now that we're past security, I'm seriously debating loading the carry-ons up with overpriced dewskis to take to Europe.

Driving to O'hare from the south side of Chicago at rush hour. Good times.

Sometimes all you need is a solid day of hangin out with an old buddy like Kevi.

Things I should be doing: packing for Germany. Things I'm actually doing: bar hopping with Kevi.

Just tried a watermelon beer and it was amazing... I am also allergic to watermelons. If I die, lol.

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how in the shit do i NOT have a protractor

So, our new neighborhood has a pool... and I have a key to it. t.co/SzwAZn5SBq

That feeling after you send the new @ericwareheim video to a bunch of people at work before you watch the whole thing...

I want a pair of Umbros with biker shorts built into them again.

Leaving Southeast Rio Drive bit.ly/285S6Iz

I only feel like I'm doing real carpentry when I get to break out the chisels.

It's so weird calling Germany, having them answer and say a bunch of things in German, then switch over to perfect English at your request.

My steed awaits. Next week: Germany! t.co/27tgJg4TLn

Watching basketball on TVs next to hockey on TVs is fun because it shows how basketball players are little baby boys.

"Those white walkers are terrifying"

Find my iPhone success story. Left the ballpark. Checked lost and found. Used the find my iPhone app. Bam. t.co/DrpuFFT7TT