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Just finished plumbing all the rough-ins and prepping our bathrooms for tile to start tomorrow. This house is almost a real boy!

T-25 minutes until I jump in the pool.

Some little kid just biffed it in front us on the bike trail and Kari sincerely reacted, "OH SHIT, honey! Are you okayyyyy?"

Me: I need some Mac n Cheetos. Burger King dude: have you had em yet? Me: uh, no? BK dude: cause they're FRICKin amazing!

There's a Burger King across the street from my office with a Mac n Cheetos poster up... My mind is saying yes, but I think my body says no.

Got that brand new pretty boy swag hairdo t.co/HtDhqE33r4

Bobby pins gross me out

This

Sittin on a couch in my house for the first time. Feels good, man.

I GOT FLOORS

The bent/curved tortilla chips are the best tortilla chips in the bag.

Sonos control from the iOS lock screen!? Ohhh yeah

"i fold my toast like a taco and put eggs n stuff in there" - my genius friend @CLINT

WE'RE GETTING FLOORS TOMORROW

Apparently once you file a claim for stolen packages with UPS, they will never deliver to the affected address again without a signature.

Cabinet company stops out to replace poorly stained doors. Brings even shittier stained doors. This industry wastes so much time on bullshit

My GTI kinda feels like a toy now.

The lights in my house are all pink right now. This makes me happy.

Ugh. We've apparently got package thieves in our new hood. What's everyone's favorite video doorbell?

Slammin a US dewsk. Admiring all of the incredibly pleasant, patient folks at DTW customs. *fart noise thumbs down*