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Mowing my lawn, hauling my lawn mower across town, and then mowing my other lawn is something I hope to not do very many more times.

Uber dropping their prices has completely ruined the experience in medium sized cities. Fewer drivers. Hard to find rides. Constant surges.

One of my favorite parts of hangin out with @kbroox is listening to her commentary on other girls doing other girl things.

I am only interested in hanging out in fancy bars and restaurants that are cool with me not wearing a shirt this evening.

We've raised a couple grand in just a week. Help us raise more! Tomorrow we'll walk with @kbroox. main.nationalms...016-team-kbroox

Kanye West is basically releasing software updates to his album... The internet continues to make things weird.

We have less than a month to be moved out of our Ankeny house. 😬

I got the gas. And the coke.

Aaand thanks to Sonos tidal support, we've now got Prince playing throughout @GravitateDSM. Pourin some out.

Tonight, instead of working on my house, I just ... hung out with Kari and my buddy, Ben.

Just stuck my finger into a fan... I knew exactly what was going to happen, but it still scared the shit out of me when I hit the blades.

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Revved up like a douche

Love @kbroox? Hate Multiple Sclerosis? Support us in this weekend's Walk MS event! main.nationalms...016-team-kbroox

One of my favorite parts of busting my ass on this new house is putting my computer in my bag on Friday and leaving it there until Monday.

I can't wait for the day that we get to stop talking about wtf to do with our staircase.

Last night, my buddy Nathan spontaneously drove straight to my house from Colorado. Today, I am working on my house hungover.

What's the deal with construction workers not giving a fuck about anything but their exact assigned job?

We already here. t.co/dn7zMIdK1R

I'M OUTTA DEWSK