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Our realtor just dropped by with a big fat, your-house-is-officially-sold check 💥 who wants to party?

Just ate a bulgogi burrito. Might die. Happy.

First bike ride of the year. First bike ride from our new place to my office. Got yelled at by an angry driver. It was a beautiful thing.

If Bill Clinton becomes the First Lady, do you think he'll stun us with beautiful outfits at special events?

Last night I dreamt that @sonos updated their OS X app. It was beautiful.

Once we get past this one thing it'll be smooooooth sail-NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOPE .... NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOPE.

There's nothing worse than being on a phone call while there's an open bag of chips sitting in front of you just waiting to be chumped on.

Production Begins... In a few weeks, I'm taking a break from remodeling to fly to Germany and pick up a new car. t.co/W9EOaVhnlP

Ceiling broox t.co/Yy8hEy9Mqm

Past 3 days according to Fitbit: 33 miles walked and 272 flights of stairs climbed.

Less than an hour after getting to our new place, Garth Brooks kills a bunny in the back yard.

Plz send bloody marys.

I don't think the movers were very excited to find 3 - 63 Chevy transmissions in my shed.

I wonder what percentage of people are actually fully packed and ready for movers when the movers show up.

This may look like a box of super sweet computer components... but it's actually a box full of Legos. t.co/TL1kcaIlY6

Feels with 95% of our house packed: I think I'd much rather hire packers than movers.

I dunno which box to pack these in for the big move... Should I just wear them? I know... stupid question. t.co/YZRh7rZG9M

Packin up! After 11.5 years, we're finally leaving good ol, suburban Ankeny. t.co/Nyu2JuYc2O

This is an incredibly accurate representation of what Kari and my past 6 months have looked like: youtube.com/wat...h?v=5GL9JoH4Sws

Just dropped a slice of pizza on the sidewalk... gonna eat it anyway. 🍕💀🍕💀