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Hamburgers. Plz send hamburgers.

crushin some meetings. PAYCE. t.co/BZQRT5rUYy

Instead of bickering directly at each other, Kari and I bicker to our dog about each other, in front of each other... Because we are adults.

"i dunno man, i blacked out. my memory stopped at chuck e cheese sittin with that blonde chick" - the current carpet installer conversation

I probably shouldn't have drank that 40oz of Diet Coke last night.

Every major project warrants a good half hour of just standing there looking at it at the end of the day.

I've gotten a ton of splinters and hit myself with a hammer a few times, but this is the 1st time I've ever hammered a splinter into my hand

All of the utility people that stopped by today have asked how much we paid for our house... I can't decide if that's weird or not.

I think I just made our last dual mortgage payment! Soon, we get to live in the basement of an unfinished house!

Hi, does anyone know of any rappers accepting applications for a hype man?

Got talked into driving to Iowa City for a hip hop show tonight... We'll get back to the moving and remodeling tomorrow.

How do I get a picture of @GarthBroox with @GarthBrooks while he's touring in Des Moines?

all, the girls, are on me, damn. every, body, pay, attention. this, right here, is my, pretty boy swag. t.co/CggdzvJFPP

I wish more rappers would make songs about how much money they spend on clothes n stuff

This is how I get things done: instagram.com/p/BC9ObF7OsPi/

I invented swag. I have proof: instagram.com/p/BD2Pg0dOsJ1/

Instead of doing all the thing I should be, I'm just layin on the couch listening to music. Feels good, man.

Why is "don't fuck the other stuff up" not an implied part of the job for construction workers?

I hate hiring people. Hate it.

Did HBO break?