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Currently: selling house, remodeling house, moving, planning vacation, buying car, fighting identity theft, working full time, taxes, dying.

I wonder if today will be the day that I lose my mind.

Can someone plz help me find the slow down button?

What am I supposed to do with this? t.co/2VCJ66kuqz

"I scanned my drivers license and put it on the Internet" is not listed as an option for pinpointing how my identity may have been stolen...

Filing police reports for identity theft. Having a good time. This is fun.

Every time I use a framing nailer at night, I wonder if my neighbors think that I'm shooting a bunch of people up in our new home.

We have to be out of our Ankeny house by May 20th. The flooring for our new house is on back order til mid June... Anyone have a camper?

this is basically how i do everything in life. t.co/xclDEgJOcY

The Money Pit... They've got what it takes, and it's going to take everything they've got.

BREEZY, BREEZY, BREEZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN

My 6 month old iPhone 6S has seemingly just bricked itself... kewl.

Birthday lifestyles

Show me the pho

Getting sick while traveling is such a bummer. I just wanna hang out. 😕

Children in the mornings. Why?

Plans: Sleep all night. Get in the hot tub. Shower. Slam a dewsk. Go to work.

Night 2 away from home this week. Insomnia. Feel like I should be at home working on our house.

Yesterday in Iowa: 82 degrees. Currently in Chicago: snow.

Am I allowed to take off my shirt on an airplane? /cc @united