Microblog

Up and at em and getting shut down on my productivity because banks apparently don't open til 9am! wtf, banks.

Pretty sure I ate 5,000+ calories worth of food today... Ew.

I cannot wait to ride bikes and grill and hang out again.

I have a literal ton of tile to put into my house... Here's hoping my back and floor hold up!

I think I'd like this new drake album better if I was into little baby boy whine rap.

Everything Kari and I do at our house this week will be the last day we ever do that thing while living here... 11 years... Feels weird, man

If you've ever wondered why you can't get me off of your mind... derek.urbanup.c...ykNM1-M.twitter

Pro tip: crawling around attics is a lot more fun if you just pretend like you're playing hot lava.

This remodel project is teaching me to not trust people. The temperature/pressure of my blood is so high right now, lol.

i just saw a dude with half-cut off jeans... like, he just cut the leg fronts off and had the backs hanging like coattails down to his feet

OH: "why are the flags at half mast? Is it cause of the trump nomination?"

May the 5th be Mayo

Hamburgers. Plz send hamburgers.

crushin some meetings. PAYCE. t.co/BZQRT5rUYy

Instead of bickering directly at each other, Kari and I bicker to our dog about each other, in front of each other... Because we are adults.

"i dunno man, i blacked out. my memory stopped at chuck e cheese sittin with that blonde chick" - the current carpet installer conversation

I probably shouldn't have drank that 40oz of Diet Coke last night.

Every major project warrants a good half hour of just standing there looking at it at the end of the day.

I've gotten a ton of splinters and hit myself with a hammer a few times, but this is the 1st time I've ever hammered a splinter into my hand

All of the utility people that stopped by today have asked how much we paid for our house... I can't decide if that's weird or not.